This is such a mess. I miss the old days.

Pokemon Diamond and Pearl will soon be released on our shores. YAY! And thats not all, if you Pre-order you get a huge stylus that won't even fit in your DS! ...yay? But that is IRRELEVANT! What IS relevent are the new pokemon. Has anyone SEEN them? I swear, they are running out of ideas for pokemon.

"I KNOW!" says a random person at Nintendo. "Let's just make pre evolutions of everyone!"

"YEAH!" says another obscure person. "The design is practicaly the same, and they have the same attacks only weaker!"

They think they're SO clever. But I found them out. Oh yes. 

The lacking of REAL pokemon isn't the worst part though. What about our beloved starter pokemon? Okay, we got...a turtle... a monkey... and a, er... penguin...

I could SWORN we already had a starter turtle pokemon but it was WAY awesomer. I hate the new pokemon. They are so stupid. Ahhhhh. I miss the old pokemon :_:

I have my Wii (got it launch day) and I can safely say it brings forth the most orgasmic experience EVER. So of course it pisses me off when stupid Sony fanboys try to defend their stupid Lets-Ignore-Gameplay-And-Focus-On-Graphics PS3. Deranged Sony fan boys say a lot of crazy stuff oh like perhaps saying that the Wii is just an improved GameCube. WHAT? I'll admit the graphics on the Wii are hardly above standard Gamecube, sure whatever. But the Wii is so much different (and COOLER) than the GCN it's retarded to say that it is just an improved Game Cube. What would that make PS3? Oh wait the name says it all. Actually, the PS3 should be the PS2.5, since it's not that different than the PS2. I mean the controller is exactly the same as the PS2, and the PS1. Except for them taking out rumble feature and instead trying to rip off Wii's motion sensing capabilities. Only PS3 controllers just have six axis. You little pretentious Sonay Bastard child fan boys.

So my point? I don't know,  OBVIOUSLY if you have a PS3 it's too late to save you. So just buy a Wii and snuggle up with it. Or you could just stare at it's shinyness. Or you could play it. Omg what a thought.

So in the end I am a hypocritic Fan Boy (Girl) myself. Nintendo is way more fun than Sony(Microsoft, too) so I don't mind being obsessed. At least I didn't join the dark side.