Hey all,

Forget The Academy Awards and Jerry Seinfeld, the editorship that i have just gained is the one i'm (so far) happiest to announce: it is of Simpsons writer John Swartzwelder.

Who's John Swartzwelder? You will most definitely ask. John is a prolific writer for The Simpsons who has written the most episodes of the show by far with each one being insanely funny and clever. Following his retirement from the show he has taken to writing equally hilarious novels. Being an intense recluse, there is not too much known about him but the mark he has left with his writing is one that will never fade.

What makes me that much more excited to be editor of him is the similarities i share with him:

We're both good writers (although him much more so than me), have long second names, feel more comfortable in seclusion, are baseball fans and have a quirky sense of humour.

So feel free to submit any trivia about him in the unlikely event that any should emerge in the future

That's all from me