Sunday, Oct 28, 2007
I'm in the mood, dude! 
Boogie time!
An opportunity for me to rhyme
Even though I won't make a dime
It's not all the time
Rappers like me resort to crime
It's like being in a sewer, avoid the gloop
Don't smoke like Snoop
Or be treated like poop
You never know, you might end up in soup! 
Back to the party...
I need some pizza.
My precioussss...
And my next craving...
*whispers*
The cones are made of wood...
And of course, chocolate cakes.
I guess that's enough.
Oh well... I'm in a party mood... 
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I think I should hold... *drumroll*
Tv.com's first comment rhyming contest!
Try and rhyme. (No matter how lame. )
Boo everyone who comments without rhyming!
Try and showcase your flow, while you comment below!
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Next blog... *shrugs*
Sometime, someday...
Peace, peeps!
Comments
Posted Oct 28, 2007 9:05 am PT
yay party!!! XD ummm... ok i have a ryme i think.....oba ya rox my sox
Posted Oct 28, 2007 9:07 am PT
*grabs the chocolate and runs away to give it to meh choco queen* ^_^
Posted Oct 28, 2007 9:08 am PT
Posted Oct 28, 2007 9:13 am PT
Posted Oct 28, 2007 9:40 am PT
Posted Oct 28, 2007 9:45 am PT
Yummy food!
Good that you're in a party mood!
Like it? That's the best I can do without sounding like a worn out shoe...
Good that you're in a party mood!
Like it? That's the best I can do without sounding like a worn out shoe...
Posted Oct 28, 2007 10:00 am PT
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Posted Oct 28, 2007 10:30 am PT
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Posted Oct 28, 2007 11:06 am PT
yay party! i love parties! *dances* yum all the food is great!
Posted Oct 28, 2007 11:11 am PT
Jess-
Mad rhymes!
Lynn- Hurray for hot choco queens!
Funfuzgirl- Mad skillz!
You shouldn't have stopped there, I thought I'd found a Lumidee!
BB- Oh my, I think we've found a winner
Coming from a beginner
With her rhymes, she makes me beam
She's stuff of a dream
She's got flow like a stream
She'll never let off the steam
'cos she's my own cool lil Kim.
MADD Skillz, BB!!!
Is this the winner?
We'll find out.
Mad rhymes!
Lynn- Hurray for hot choco queens!
Funfuzgirl- Mad skillz!
You shouldn't have stopped there, I thought I'd found a Lumidee!
BB- Oh my, I think we've found a winner
Coming from a beginner
With her rhymes, she makes me beam
She's stuff of a dream
She's got flow like a stream
She'll never let off the steam
'cos she's my own cool lil Kim.
MADD Skillz, BB!!!
Is this the winner?
We'll find out.
Posted Oct 28, 2007 11:15 am PT
PAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHOOOOOOOO!
take yer filthy hands of my cheeeese! bEEEEECH!
WHOOOOOOOO!
take yer filthy hands of my cheeeese! bEEEEECH!
Posted Oct 28, 2007 11:24 am PT
Oh, i'm supposed to rhyme, eh?
I'm so fly,
My momma smells like dime.
....
that's as far as I go
I'm so fly,
My momma smells like dime.
....
that's as far as I go
Posted Oct 28, 2007 11:26 am PT
Lin- And another unexpected contestant...
And when she gets to stage
She's looked at as a stranger
But that's a great danger
'cos she's got a magic tongue like Hermione Granger.
Amy- Boo!
Who doesn't looove parties?
And when she gets to stage
She's looked at as a stranger
But that's a great danger
'cos she's got a magic tongue like Hermione Granger.
Amy- Boo!
Who doesn't looove parties?
Posted Oct 28, 2007 11:31 am PT
Posted Oct 28, 2007 11:48 am PT
bleh! i think BB should win XD
Posted Oct 28, 2007 12:12 pm PT
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Posted Oct 28, 2007 12:19 pm PT
Lynn- You never know, I'm corrupt. I can be bribed with a few errr... 'services'. You may win. 
BB- Yebebe, the rhymes are deliciously amusing.
BB- Yebebe, the rhymes are deliciously amusing.
Posted Oct 28, 2007 1:06 pm PT
Your party rocks, Oba! Thanks for the food and da rhymez...
Posted Oct 28, 2007 2:55 pm PT
Posted Oct 28, 2007 3:23 pm PT
Your food gave me gas
But I still had a blas'
Need me some pepto
Before I explode, and lose my ass.
That sucked.
But I still had a blas'
Need me some pepto
Before I explode, and lose my ass.
That sucked.
Posted Oct 28, 2007 4:15 pm PT
Booo!
Who knew Angel could rhyme?
You'll only lose your ass if you bend in front of JD, so be careful!
Posted Oct 28, 2007 4:25 pm PT
Could you be my lookout?
Posted Oct 28, 2007 5:02 pm PT
Posted Oct 28, 2007 6:54 pm PT
You can throw a party 4 me if ya want
Posted Oct 28, 2007 8:59 pm PT
Man, what the phuck is wrong with Oba?
sits my ass down and grabs a soda
This blog is hotter than Anna kournikova
girls in here sweatin cus O's a supernova
Whateva, im out, this comment is done...OVA!
O_o
sits my ass down and grabs a soda
This blog is hotter than Anna kournikova
girls in here sweatin cus O's a supernova
Whateva, im out, this comment is done...OVA!
O_o
Posted Oct 28, 2007 10:24 pm PT
This is just too funnyFor all these rhymes, we should ask money
We're havin' the best time
even though we're not making a dime
Whatever this blog triggers
I hope we don't get golddiggers...
I need a life...
Posted Oct 29, 2007 8:18 am PT
Posted Oct 29, 2007 9:38 am PT
Posted Oct 29, 2007 9:41 am PT
Angel- I'm not sure if that's any safer. *cracks whip*
France- I might just be introducing more people to the game
See ya, in the hall of fame!
JO?
No, it can't be that ho.
How are ya??!! Long time no see!
Bryan- Wow, another new one in this religion
The best in his region
His fans, just like a legion
'cos... errr... he can spit you to oblivion.
And according to Lynn
He's not as ugly as sin
But she says hes as big
As an oil rig.
*cracks whip*France- I might just be introducing more people to the game
See ya, in the hall of fame!
JO?
No, it can't be that ho. How are ya??!! Long time no see!
Bryan- Wow, another new one in this religion
The best in his region
His fans, just like a legion
'cos... errr... he can spit you to oblivion.
And according to Lynn
He's not as ugly as sin
But she says hes as big
As an oil rig.
Posted Oct 29, 2007 9:47 am PT
FFG-
"Whatever this blog triggers
I hope we don't get golddiggers..."
Wow! Even Jay-Z can't outdo that!
*bows*
Err... sorry.
*handshake*
Greta-
Booooooo!
I'm not even sure you cane take the cake. Even "Can I take the cake...
For Heaven's sake?" would have been good enough.
*spanks*
FFG- Thank you, I don't think It'll ever be enough.
"Whatever this blog triggers
I hope we don't get golddiggers..."
Wow! Even Jay-Z can't outdo that!
*bows*
Err... sorry.
*handshake*
Greta-
Booooooo!
I'm not even sure you cane take the cake.
Even "Can I take the cake...For Heaven's sake?" would have been good enough.
*spanks*
FFG- Thank you, I don't think It'll ever be enough.
Posted Oct 29, 2007 9:57 am PT
Posted Oct 29, 2007 10:54 am PT
ok i have another one then....
tough tity said the kitty ¬_¬
tough tity said the kitty ¬_¬
Posted Oct 29, 2007 11:05 am PT
ROFL @ Lynn.
BB thinks she's fly.
But she only small fry.
cos everytime,
no one can beat my rhyme.
they're crap sometimes,
and worth only dimes.
but in their prime,
they're better by a million limes.
now it's time to fly.
so I do try
to say goodbye,
and heave a sigh.
but before you cry,
pass me a pizza pie.
Woot, yay go me!
Squeeeeeeeeee.
BTW, if BB wins cos she promised you sex...
@!$#% &@%#$!@ @$!%#&#$!@#!tyrannosaurus rex.
BB thinks she's fly.
But she only small fry.
cos everytime,
no one can beat my rhyme.
they're crap sometimes,
and worth only dimes.
but in their prime,
they're better by a million limes.
now it's time to fly.
so I do try
to say goodbye,
and heave a sigh.
but before you cry,
pass me a pizza pie.
Woot, yay go me!
Squeeeeeeeeee.
BTW, if BB wins cos she promised you sex...
@!$#% &@%#$!@ @$!%#&#$!@#!tyrannosaurus rex.
Posted Oct 31, 2007 3:23 am PT
Helen: You're good!
You're allowed all the food...
I'm gonna give it another go...
And I'm gonna make it sound like I'm a rapper, yo!
W'all cool,
w'all tight.
Sometimes we fight but w'always make things right!
So join us too
Even if you don't really know what to do...
Just try & rhyme
even if it don't make sense all the time!
You're good!You're allowed all the food...
I'm gonna give it another go...
And I'm gonna make it sound like I'm a rapper, yo!
W'all cool,
w'all tight.
Sometimes we fight but w'always make things right!
So join us too
Even if you don't really know what to do...
Just try & rhyme
even if it don't make sense all the time!
Posted Oct 31, 2007 7:21 am PT
Second times the charm
I ain't mean no harm
My rhymes ain't fly
I ain't that guy
I don't sing, don't rap
I only spew crap
But boredom rules all
And you made that call
So here I is, here I be
Vomiting words, foo' can't you see?
Dunno why, dunno how
But I keep writing, keep typing on
And I dunno when I'll finish this son--
I ain't mean no harm
My rhymes ain't fly
I ain't that guy
I don't sing, don't rap
I only spew crap
But boredom rules all
And you made that call
So here I is, here I be
Vomiting words, foo' can't you see?
Dunno why, dunno how
But I keep writing, keep typing on
And I dunno when I'll finish this son--
Posted Oct 31, 2007 5:46 pm PT
FFG: Food don't rhyme with wood,
though you'd think it should.
though you'd think it should.
Posted Nov 1, 2007 4:05 am PT
I like to make
A chocolate cake
without using a rake.
You may have heard worse,
but at least it's not perverse.
TGIF
A chocolate cake
without using a rake.
You may have heard worse,
but at least it's not perverse.
TGIF
Posted Nov 2, 2007 9:28 am PT
Laure- No knowledge is wasted.
Lynn- Wow, superb rhyme! *koff*
We might have found a winner?
Hellz- And you think you're gangsta when you trip
And you be rolling in yo' 'crib'
When you should be wearing a bib
Why you telling fibs?
Come here, you, Army's missing rib
Before I send you to a ...errr... squib.
Now, somebody, help me with the ad-libs!
Lynn- Wow, superb rhyme! *koff*
We might have found a winner?
Hellz- And you think you're gangsta when you trip
And you be rolling in yo' 'crib'
When you should be wearing a bib
Why you telling fibs?
Come here, you, Army's missing rib
Before I send you to a ...errr... squib.
Now, somebody, help me with the ad-libs!
Posted Nov 2, 2007 12:31 pm PT
Laure- What you do that fo'?
Now Helen's gonna go
And eat and grow
Fat and her ass won't fit into jeans
And she'll be fartin' like she just had beans
And don't cross her by no means
cuz she's gangsta, from southside Queens.
Angelo- Wow, that sounds bitter
It makes my ears want to wither
Like it's just out of the litter
They give me the jitters
But because I'm fitter
While I'm playing my guitar
I'll tell you not to cry for me, like Evita
But you'd be a hard-hitter
If only your rhymes were... err... a little neater.
Hellz- Of course it do!
Don't be actin' like no foo'
And if you make that mistake
I'll arrange for you to be tied to a stake.
G- Now that's my Greta
Spitting it like a veteran!
TGIF!
Now Helen's gonna go
And eat and grow
Fat and her ass won't fit into jeans
And she'll be fartin' like she just had beans
And don't cross her by no means
cuz she's gangsta, from southside Queens.
Angelo- Wow, that sounds bitter
It makes my ears want to wither
Like it's just out of the litter
They give me the jitters
But because I'm fitter
While I'm playing my guitar
I'll tell you not to cry for me, like Evita
But you'd be a hard-hitter
If only your rhymes were... err... a little neater.
Hellz- Of course it do!
Don't be actin' like no foo'
And if you make that mistake
I'll arrange for you to be tied to a stake.
G- Now that's my Greta
Spitting it like a veteran!
TGIF!
Posted Nov 2, 2007 7:06 pm PT
It's not the words you use, it's how you use 'em.
Posted Nov 2, 2007 7:34 pm PT
Posted Nov 3, 2007 6:30 am PT
Cake is good
Posted Nov 3, 2007 7:01 am PT
Posted Nov 3, 2007 2:49 pm PT
Posted Nov 3, 2007 8:27 pm PT
FOOD, CHOCOLATE, PARTY!
Im so there.
Rhyme, huh?
"Oba is da man
Blogging is his plan
He says the same s***
nary a blog writ
I cant rhyme
Im a homo and Im white
Im so there.
Rhyme, huh?
"Oba is da man
Blogging is his plan
He says the same s***
nary a blog writ
I cant rhyme
Im a homo and Im white
Posted Nov 4, 2007 2:42 am PT
Posted Nov 5, 2007 2:57 am PT
Sarina- And so are you.
Laure- What an inspiring method!
Kweenie- *confuzzled*
*spanks anyway*
Joey-
That has to be the best rhyme ever by a homo white man.
*spanks*
*chases him out*
Helen- No need to tell him the truth...
He isn't...errr... isn't... Ruth.
Laure- What an inspiring method!
Kweenie- *confuzzled*
*spanks anyway*
Joey-
That has to be the best rhyme ever by a homo white man.
*spanks*
*chases him out*
Helen- No need to tell him the truth...
He isn't...errr... isn't... Ruth.
Posted Nov 5, 2007 4:08 am PT
Posted Nov 5, 2007 6:52 am PT
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