For the record, I do NOT have the dreaded "Red Ring of Death" issue. I have a related hardware failure that deals with non-stop console "freezes" when I am playing. Specifically, the console freezes up for no particular reason even when playing not particularly new games (like NBA Live 08 ).
If Microsoft wished to claim plausible deniability that this isn't a known and frequent problem, then their support menu should not list this issue in the same sentence as the three red light issue when you call in for tech support or to submit a repair ticket. Now seems a great time to bring up what Microsoft promised the last time I had a broken console.
Microsoft's Documented Promise
The Cliff Notes version is that Microsoft committed to me that in return for accepting a repair on my current console for a second time, if I ever had a third broken device I would get a brand new 360 Elite in return. The great thing about blogs is that they are a very good source of documentation.
Specifically, a gentleman named "Eric" made this promise on behalf of Microsoft back then. Unfortunately, Microsoft has not been willing to deliver upon this commitment. During this last week, which, fortunately, I've been on vacation from work for, I've escalated this situation TWICE and been rejected both times. Whomever "Eric" is, he apparently doesn't take good notes. Despite the fact I asked specifically for this commitment to be documented in my case file, the folks I've been talking with on the phone claim that no notes on this commitment are in their records.
The beautiful thing about having a wife who works in customer support is that you get a lot of detailed inside knowledge on how to get what you want when you are working with customer support from other companies. Specifically, I've gathered the following bits of information during my repeated calls into 1-800-4MYXBOX.
1. That phone number does NOT take you to Microsoft itself. Microsoft has outsourced their customer support to a 3rd Party. Based on the accents, I'm guessing that their outsourcing is probably Costa Rica. (The same country that the company that *I* work for has outsourced so many things to.)
2. I've spoken with three different "supervisors" thus far. "Kelly" and "Malcolm" are probably first level supervisors. "Krissa" is apparently one step up from either of them.
3. The "Specialty Department" is where "Eric" who made the promise to me documented worked when he made the promise. Unlike Kelly, Malcom and Krissa...Eric actually works for Microsoft itself.
4. Eric STILL works in the Specialty Department. This would be the same Specialty Department that has denied my case twice after promising me the exact thing that I am currently asking for.
5. Kelly, Malcom and Krissa are powerless to give me what I ask for. Due to the genius that is Microsoft's public relations, they don't have any real power to give customers anything. They instead have to escalate to Microsoft itself in the form of the Specialty Department.
6. The program that Eric works for is called "Risque Exchange". Entry level grunts don't know what this is. Malcom acknowledged this program's existence.
I'm writing this blog as I wait for exactly one hour to pass. After an hour, I intend to call the support number back again and immediately re-escalate. I promised Krissa that I would do this during our last call. She and I both know she can't do **** to help me, again do the the genius of Microsoft's PR department, but she CAN put detailed notes into my case that the Specialty Department reviews. So I want to ensure that she argues my case convincingly.
Essentially, I'm probably the very worst type of customer to deal with. Most customer support folks are not allowed to hang up on you so long as you are being polite and calm. They also usually are paid based on how many calls they take and resolve per hour. So I have no problem screwing their metrics up all to hell to ensure that they become my advocate. This makes my case a personal thing for the people handling it. Not only am I causing Microsoft money by calling in again and again and writing scathing blog posts detailing their abdominal console reliability and customer support, I'm costing the people speaking on the phone with me money personally.
Granted, this is not the nicest thing in the world to do, but on the other hand, this could have been resolved on Monday if Microsoft had stepped up to the plate and shelved out the $200 it probably costs them to actually make each of their 360 Elite consoles. I guarantee that it will cost them a lot more than that if they keep stringing me along.
At the end of the day, I was given a promise and I mean to ensure that the company that extended me that promise follows through. I don't care if it ends up costing them $200, $2000 or $20,000 before they finally cave. Three broken 360's is completely unacceptable.
I have almost 400 people tracking my blog. In the big scheme of things, that isn't that many. But on the other hand, that is four hundred people who have now (hopefully) been given a very negative view of Microsoft's cash-in decision to rush a broken, unfinished console to the market in order to beat out Sony and Nintendo. How many people will THEY say bad things about Microsoft to? How many people will the people they talk to say negative things about Microsoft to?
At the end of the day, By jerking me around Microsoft has probably cost themselves AT LEAST a couple of thousand dollars worth of future business to avoid spending $200 to give me a working, functional console.
Apparently, math is not this company's strong suit.
My next blog post on this subject will be on the Soap Box. (If necessary.)
Edit: If you think *I'm* harsh, you should listen to the wife while she takes HER turn on the phone. I'm not even the person on the other end of the line and she makes me want to hide under the bed. I'm so proud of her!
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Microsoft is really screwing their Customer Service reps over by outsourcing to a 3rd party company and not giving them any power to actually do anything, and then not giving them a proper escalation path. But at least now I understand why my customers are so shocked that I am in the US, am knowledgeable and efficient, and actually able to help them...
Working in customer service, the hysterical ones are often the easiest ones to dismiss because their expectations are too high. The calm collected ones who wait patiently are usually harder to deal with.
My sympathies. As someone who is about to be on my fourth 360, I know how aggravating it is.
@ChiliDragon
To quote Gladiator: I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
@bacchus2
That's the thing: I REFUSE to me hysterical. I was promised this. Repeat: PROMISED this. After my last 360 failure. I'm not being hysterical or unreasonable. I'm simply being persistent.
@zgreeenwell
I'm ridiculously stubborn. I'm an diagnosed obsessive-compulsive disorder person. The $20K was identified as a high end. It probably won't get that far. I'm pretty sure that at some point, Microsoft will do some basic arithmetic. Even if they don't, I promise I'll have my pound of flesh from them.
I'm stubborn. If they hadn't promised this last time, I might be willing to settle for less. They did promise. I'm NOT willing to settle. They WILL pay. Trust me, I'm not nearly as vicious as the wife. She scares the hell out of me. I would NOT want to be on the phone with her in this situation. Oh well, she's still REALLY sexy.
Good luck with that.
The reports of the X360's abysmal (and continuing) rate of failure (even before it's market release) and Micro$oft's lacklustre "support" put me off making that particular purchase for many years (hell, I'm still waiting for a decent operating system from them). But I finally succumbed to temptation recently and bought one of the newer hardware configurations (Jasper). No problems so far (touch wood) ...
... however I do find it difficult to play with my fingers perpetually crossed.
Oh, and when you say "abdominal console", I take it you meant abominable (adj. - repugnantly hateful; detestable; loathsome; very unpleasant or disagreeable; very bad, poor, or inferior). My apologies if you did intend some connection with human anatomy - although I would have assumed a body part lower down and towards the rear.
Be nice.
I eagerly await your victory blog, sir!
Personally, I agree fully. Microsoft didn't just screw the pooch with the 360, they raped it until it bled out. I have had to replace my 360 every year since buying one in 2006. My first 360 died before it was a full year, the second when it was just over a year old. I'm currently on my third and I'm starting to worry considering my track record; this 360 will be a year old before long. Never before have I owned a console this unreliable. I only had to replace a console ONCE before getting my 360 and that was my PS2, which lasted about five years before it started getting disc read errors. I really hope that Microsoft gets their crap together next time, but I doubt it. There is already word that the next Xbox could be ready for 2010, which is WAY too soon.
"My next blog post on this subject will be on the Soap Box"
I didn't realise mods chose their own content for the Soap Box. That explains why it's the same people on it each time, I guess =P
It sickens me. How come Ralph nader does not care about the videogame consumer? are we not people too?
Definitely sympathize about the chopper sound. The 360 is a very LOUD console.
@Author_Jerry
All about being first to market I guess. For a full year, the 360 was the ONLY "Next Generation" console. They rushed the console out before it was really ready to gain market share. I suspect a lot of people will punish them for that the next time around when a new console gets released by not buying it near the release date.
@ThaSod
A very good suggestion. I may well do so.
@Koi-Neon-X
For a while, an argument could be made that the 360 had an edge in exclusives like Mass Effect that overcame their awful hardware, but really, these days the PS3 has at least as many top quality exclusive titles as the 360 does.
@xboxrulze
I'm definitely working on securing that victory. I've now spoken with a FOURTH supervisor named Carlos, before being put back in Malcom's hands. I have my fingers crossed that this may still end well.
@raven28256
Yeah, the only real issue I have with dealing with offshore tech support is the accent issue. Sometimes it can be very hard to communicate with the person that I'm talking with. I've never had any real issues with my consoles in the past either. Everything from original Nintendo to the present day, not a single broken console ever until the 360.
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Agreed. I've learned my lesson. No buying a console for probably a year after it is first released. If nothing else, then I'd get the benefit of price breaks and all the souped up configurations (like bigger hard drives) that comes out later.
@Lord_Alan
Actually, ANYONE who gets the Soapbox Emblem can put any blog that they like on the Soapbox at any time just by marking it as "Editorial". It isn't a mod specific thing. I try and exercise some caution on what blogs I add to the Soapbox in the interest of fairness, but I think a lot of people with the emblem don't understand how it actually works, which is why you sometimes see some pretty weak Soapbox entries.
@johnsteed7
Best of luck to you. By the way, wanted to give you an update on Resident Evil 5. I got it for my birthday from my parents, even though after reading numerous thoughts that co-op on the game was virtually mandatory, I kept it because it was a gift. This last week, I finally got around to playing it. The complaints about Sheva's scripting/intelligence are drastically overblown. Just make sure she has an upgraded weapon and she does just fine. Not only is the game playable as single player only, it is a heck of a lot of fun. It is less creepy/ominous than previous games in the series (more of a shooter), but still a very good experience.
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Becoming "mainstream" is a slow path I guess. We'll get there.
@nappan
Indeed! Best of luck. Looking at raven's comment further up, it may not be as helpful as I hoped it would. If Microsoft really does have multiple different companies in different countries handling these calls, then you may or may not end up with the same support group as myself.
@tclvis
They probably didn't really expect to hear from me again. I think they thought that their hardware issues were a thing of the past at that point. They weren't.
RROD, Jammed disk drive (the one they sent me immediately after the RROD wouldn't let you put disks in it), then that subsequent replacement got an RROD after about a year.
I did have fun with my 360 in the three years I had it, but it just didn't seem worth it to me.
While the 360 has had higher than average failure ratings for consumer electronics, it's not as bad as everyone makes it out to be. However, it is human nature to complain (loudly) when they are displeased, and remain quiet when content. Thus, we have lots of buzz on the internet when things go bad. My Elite purchased in '07 has never given me problems. As I'm sure tens of thousands of other 360 owners have experienced problem-free gaming. While I don't have numbers, I do know that no console has ever been problem-free.
Yeah, I'm sure MS wanted to be first on the market, but in the end, they spent millions with extended warranty repairs. I have to hand it to them for stepping up to the plate when they could have said "screw you, buy a new one" to everyone after the warranty ran out.
Now, I'm not excusing the failure rate. And I'm not trying to be some fanboy for M$. In your particular case, if you had an issue and they made a promise to you, then you deserve to have that promise fulfilled. Unfortunately, it's not only Microsoft who has crappy customer service. I'd say most companies have poor customer service, including my own! The truth of it is most companies outsource customer service to the lowest bidder, and give them zero resolution power. These first level reps weed out the calls with silly or easy issues. It's too bad the legitimate calls get caught up in this particle filter.
Good luck with your repair.
Azure_Valkyrie