Hello Gamespotters, It's Been Awhile. No Offence To You Lot But You Don't Satisfy Me In The Way I Need ;P

But anyway, as of yesterday I am the big 18. This means I can legally vote and buynicotine -neither of which I want to do. But most importantly I can now legally be an alcoholic.

Don't be concerned now, there is no danger of me becoming an alcoholic. Though I go out drinking most weekends I haven't been smashed for a month before yesterday, and last night was the first, second, third and fourth time I spewed in aaaaaaaaaages. Not fun, neither is this hangover.

Plus my finances have recieved a nice boost from loving family and friends but its not enough to binge often. As much as I desperately want to, I don't think I should buy UNCHARTED 2 at the moment. Espescially now a certain hermaphrodite nut-head singer has announced her tour is coming to the UK. Sorry Nate, but Lady Gaga's plastic man parts are a bit more real than your digital ones.