Seriously now. I keep getting this hilariously-bad magazine called Ignite Your Faith. And by magazine, I mean Christian fundie magazine that looks almost exactly like American Fundie Magazine, only it's completely serious. On the front cover of the current issue, it has a blurb saying "The Bible: God's Awesome Rescue Plan". It's like something Ned Flanders would write. And it gets even worse inside.
How much worse? There's a section that's like "6 Reasons People Followed Jesus". I originally read it as "6 Reasons Jesus was awesome", but considering what the magazine is like, I wouldn't be suprised if that were actually in there.
Anyways, I find this magazine incredibly amusing, if only in the way that I find getting watching movies featured on MST3K amusing. I don't even know who the devil keeps sending it to me.
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Maybe they're from God. Maybe, he's trying to reach you
ebbderelict, that's exactly how fail the magazine is. The writers can't even think of ten reasons. Now that I think about it, I might just be an evangelical propaganda magnet. Because I remember getting a Jehovah's Witnesses pamphlet on my front step early last year and a Transformers-themed Jesus tract in my trick-or-treat bag.
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