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um.. Gamespot won't let me link to the actual site, but let's see if I can get it to you here: "http://www.alaska . net/ ~ clund /e_djublonsk opf/ Flatearthsociety . htm"

Flat Earth Society Wikipedia

So...

yeah...

"Three loyal Flat Earth Society members, during a camping trip to the small African nation of Tunisia, came across a privately-owned 59 minute photo stand in the isolated northernmost corner of the desert country. Employing guerilla warfare techniques learned under Mao Zedong in the early 1920's, they were able to effortlessly seize control of the stand and are now using it to distribute pro-Flat Earth propaganda throughout the West African region."

I'm just... at a loss for words....

So, The Earth is Still Flat...

flat earth.

The Serious Cat inside of me wants to laugh

loons

"The Flat Earth Society is not in any way responsible for the failure of the French to repel the Germans at the Maginot Line during WWII. Nor is the Flat Earth Society responsible for the recent yeti sightings outside the Vatican, or for the unfortunate enslavement of the Nabisco Inc. factory employees by a rogue hamster insurrectionist group. Furthermore, we are not responsible for the loss of one or more of the following, which may possibly occur as the result of exposing one's self to the dogmatic and dangerously subversive statements made within: life, limb, vision, Francois Mitterand, hearing, taste, smell, touch, thumb, Aunt Mildred, citizenship, spleen, bedrock, cloves, I Love Lucy reruns, toaster, pine derby racer, toy duck, antelope, horseradish, prosthetic ankle, double-cheeseburger, tin foil, limestone, watermelon-scented air freshner, sanity, paprika, German to Pig Latin dictionary, dish towel, pet Chihuahua, pogo stick, Golf Digest subscription, floor tile, upper torso or halibut."

Copyright © 1998 Flat Earth Society Inc. All rights reserved.

I've seen everything...

Category: Humor
Posted by nicktarist, 7:57pm
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OmG LMAOOOO !! Where the hell do you find these things !!! haha .. and I thought I'd seen it all after the Serious Cat blog xD ..
Posted Sep 1, 2009 8:46 pm PT
That forum is great. Then there are the trolls that just don't get it who wander around arguing with people. Oh dearie me.
Posted Sep 1, 2009 9:00 pm PT
Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Epic failure...
Posted Sep 1, 2009 9:10 pm PT
Have you been to the Tinfoil Reflector Beanie site? It's a joke, but a really good one. If you want to weep for humanity instead, do a google search under "Orgone", or "David Icke (not the guy here, David-Ick) and enjoy the wintry freshness of Cuh-RAY-Zeeeee.
Posted Sep 2, 2009 12:43 am PT
Laugh now, but you didn't almost fall off the world like I did!

Mmph.

HAHAHHAHA Oh boy. Is it funny or sad? Hm.
Posted Sep 2, 2009 6:03 am PT
That's a scary cat.
Posted Sep 2, 2009 6:34 am PT
thats funny
Posted Sep 2, 2009 9:20 am PT
@mprezzy, it's sort of sad. There was someone on their forum convinced that Australia didn't exist, simply based upon the fact that he had never been there himself. If anyone said they went or lived in Australia, he labeled them as part of the government conspiracy.
Posted Sep 2, 2009 1:40 pm PT
Oh my gosh. Some people are so crazy!
Posted Sep 2, 2009 3:37 pm PT
*Perpetual face-palm*...

That list at the end was incomplete! Never once did they even mention "twinky!"

For shame...
Posted Sep 2, 2009 4:23 pm PT
@evrdayblues, as a note, they didn't add nutella either.
Posted Sep 2, 2009 5:48 pm PT
Holy Crap. That really is sad.
Posted Sep 2, 2009 7:21 pm PT
That sure is funny.
Posted Sep 2, 2009 8:15 pm PT
That's just hilarious!!!
Posted Sep 3, 2009 7:59 am PT
Argh!! Criminals! How dare they not mention Nutella, the holiest of spreads!
It only spreads on flat surfaces! It is a godsend! Can't they see it!
Posted Sep 3, 2009 8:17 am PT
Where did u got this thing, Ur blogs r always strange....
Posted Sep 4, 2009 12:53 pm PT
@pakhair, it's just a little humor served up American style. I thought this site could use a little ethnicity. xD
Posted Sep 4, 2009 1:47 pm PT
Well sOrry for that but It's something strange, Nevermind ........
Posted Sep 4, 2009 1:57 pm PT
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