Well I just had to didn't I? After the comments over the last hour or so. Having read his profile, quite a few of his posts and comments, I have been entertained, enlightened, educated and of course embiggened, so I felt he was right in asking just where his lifetime achievement award was, so here it is;

Unless you prefer this sort?

Please raise your glasses to Vendbien (and give him one) and toast an award a long time in the making, and I'm sure just as long in the celebrating . it's a good thing he's just joined the household, at least he won't have to drive home.

Oh, and as to the other thing, the imagination is always fertile ground, but I'll leave a little something in your room.

Right, next through the door is FPTV , I can't work out if that stands for Festival Portuguese Television or Front Projection Television (hence the 'blog title). Now FPTV is a little secretive, but given that he, or she, has got two pictures of John Simm (one as a Camberwicked Sam Tyler) on their profile, I'm thinking we have a thing or two in common . Add to that they've just signed up for Lin's DW quiz, so we'll get to know each other I'm sure over the next five harrowing weeks. Although one has to worry about someone that signed up on April 1st...or is that just me?

So make yourself at home, grab a drink etc and be assured you're surrounded by people that will understand the need to kvetch about the crazy picture questions you are about to get exposed to.

Alright my rage against the machine 'blog has been front page long enough and it looks like we're all in a standoff with TV.com at the moment, neither group appears to be budging so I thought it was time I went back to my long neglected and somewhat embarrassing habit of welcoming newcomers to the house.

There have been quite a few since the last time I did this, but when I went to research them for the little blurb I do, some of them appear to have disappeared, and some, well I'm not quite sure why they would track me in the first place, so in the end I think I'm down to four new lunatics, sorry inductees.

So without further blabbering, please say hello to Marie-lee, I'm going to go with that actually being her name, but I've been wrong before - LM springs to mind. She's an Aussie and fan of Doctor Who, Robin Hood and Midsomer Murders, seriously how could I not like her? Although can't sympathise with the ironing, I don't even own an ironing board, although the idea of turning up to a wedding in PJ's is enticing (hey if The Doctor and Tommy can save the world in them, why not?)

So, ML, pull up a beanbag, grab a drink or whatever else takes your fancy and welcome aboard.