Top 10 Ways to Survive a zombie Apocalypse:

1. Get a shotgun and other weapons.

2. Find a way to get lots of ammo.

3. Try to find other survivors and team up with them.

4. Either find a vehicle and try to escape or hide in a barricaded building.

5. Shoot anyone who gets infected. It isn't good to have your friends eat you.

6. Watch Army of Darkness and use your "boomstick."

7. Never go anywhere by yourself or call attention to yourself.

8. Turn on Friends or Dawson's Creek. Zombies hate lame t.v. shows.

9. Find a mystical or magic artifact of great power.

10. If the zombies get too close, trip the slowest member of your party. Apologize from a distance.