Here's a joke and a personality quiz (the quiz is made up off the top of my head):

A woman and her male boss were on a business trip together. They only found one motel with a vacancy, but there was only one room: they'd have to sleep together. They accepted it.

They got into bed together, but a few minutes later, the man said, "It'sdrafty in here; go shut the window."

"Mr. Harriman," said the woman, "do you want to pretend we're married, just for tonight?"

"That'd be wonderful!!" exclaimed the man.

"Good," said the woman. "Then you get up and shut the window yourself."

Okay. Personality quiz time.

What's Your Evil Quotient?

Answer each question truthfully. It may help to use a piece of paper

1. A little puppy appears on your doorstep. It appears to be an orphan and prematurely weaned. You decide to:

A. Call the pound.

B. Give it to someone else. Let it be their problem.

C. Hug it and kiss it and squeeze it and call it George.

D. Take it in as your own and raise it to be an evil genius like yourself.

2. You receive a box in the mail that starts beeping and humming. Your first thought is:

A. "Oh no! I'm getting bombed!"

B. "Cool! I'm getting bombed!"

C. "I'm going to go put this in the neighbor's garbage can and see what happens."

D. "It's probably just a Furby."

3. What do you like to look up on video sites?

A. "Mature" videos

B. Music videos

C. Sick comedy

D. Stuff that would be illegal to show in your country, but not on the Internet

E. Cute animals

F. Stuff that satisfies your strange fetishes

G. People acting like idiots

H. TV shows that you hope no one catches you watching for one reason or another

4. What's usually on your sandwiches?

A. Meat, cheese, condiments

B. Veggies, cheese, condiments

C. Veggies, condiments

D. Cheese, condiments

E. Meat, condiments

F. Condiments

G. Meat, cheese

H. Meat

I. Meat, veggies, cheese, condiments

J. Meat, veggies, cheese

K. Meat, veggies

L. Veggies

M. Bread

N. Peanut butter and/or jelly

O. Lard

P. Peanut butter, mustard, and olives

Q. Pizza, entire chunks of cheese, french fries, meat patties, and three whole pickles, slathered with an entire bottle of mayonnaise and soaked in oil

5. Do you like Gaara?

A. Yes

B. No

6. Last question: What is your typical reaction if you get an "A" on your test?

A. Scream for joy

B. Nothing. You're merely pleased.

C. Stand up, shout "YESSSSS!!!", spike the test on the ground and do a victory dance

D. Laugh and say, "I pity those weak-minded serfs who got a grade lower than I."

SCORING

Find the answers you got for each question and add the points beside them.

1: A =2 B = 1 C = -5 D = 5

2: A = 1 B = 3 C = 10 D = -5

3: A = 5 (BONUS: If you're under 18, add 10 instead) B = 0 C = 3 D = 15 E = -5 F = 8 G = 1 H = 2

4: This question was just a test to see if you were thinking. Subtract 5 points if you thought sandwiches could really determine your aura.

5: A = 3 B = -3

6: A = 1 B = -1 C = 7 D = 3

If your EQ was:

Below 0: You're not just un-evil--you're pathetic.

0: You're not evil one bit... which makes me suspicious. Are you sure you're a human?

1-10: You're in the "average" range for a normal human. However, you're in the "below average" range for an abnormal human.

11-20: You could become a villain--in Amateur Hour!!

21-30: You've got potential. Go to villain college and you'll most likely get even better.

31-40: You are truly evil. You will be able to take over the world--when I give it to you.