For those who havn't been watching the news or attending the popes biannual "speeches from the window" event, the vatican, rome has just added a new list of seven unforgivable sins to the ever growing list of things you need to miss out on for the duration of your life in order to live in eternal happiness, after you are dead.

here are the "so 5 minutes ago" 7 deadly sins:

1.Lust

2.Gluttony

3.Greed

4.Sloth

5.Wrath

6.Envy

7.Pride

and the latest in what will be a long line of every-second-millenia- updates blu-tacked next to the original list:

8. Environmental pollution

9.Accumilating excessive wealth

10.Inflicting poverty

11.Drug trafficking (with a k) and consumption

12.Morally debatable experiments

13.Violation of fundemental rights of human nature

14.Genetic modification

Now, i'm not going to go on a massive rant here cause i end up thinking faster than i can type so i end up even more frustrated, and i'm not against religion and christianity at all really, but to me, this seems like some sort of annoying and dare i say it, unchristian, publicity stunt for the worlds most practised religion. The whole thing seems to cheapen christianity itself.

I'm betting that either Jesus has been watching over assessing everything we do to avoid his own personal boredom between riding peacocks and hunting gypsies for various moral and religious values, and left a note by little benny's bedside, or the pope himself has had a hand in this without consulting his other-worldy accomplice.

In fact, to me it seems like the latest in a long string of scandals, which are probably just the beginning of satans even plan, which involves entering the popes body and using him to take over the world and use us all as an unholy army in the quest to invade the heavens and overthrow the G-man himself from his bikini-babe laden throne. or would they be lingerie babes..yes..yes indee..ahhhh oh yes anyway now i've resumed my ride onboard the train of thought.

But then again, between being protestant and agnostic, i dont really have to care what the pope says. Happy easter season too all

you cant tell me this dude's not evil...

then again, it wouldnt be to hard to convince me his just in it for the popemobile,

not world domination.