In a new stab to the chest from the omnipotent Television networks, There have been more scheduling conflicts.
House MD, Heroes and...The Chasers War on Everything will all be airing at the SAME TIME on different networks! AAARRRGGG!!!!
For the non-aussies who have never heard of Chasers War, it's a program that has like seven guys who debate important issues and take up arguments to fight on the side of justice!
For example, this television presenter, Jessica Rowe, on the Channel Nine morning show was about to get fired. And the Chasers team didn't think that was very fair so they decided that it wasn't the bosses fault, it was because ratings were so low due to the fact that the majority of Australians watch The Sunrise Morning Show on Channel Seven of a morning. (Sunrise has a set similar set Good Morning America where the backdrops are windows onto the streets)
So the Chaser's figured that if the veiwing public saw more of Jessica that ratings would go up and she wouldn't be sacked.
They proceeded to rig up life****cardboard cut outs of Jessica Rowe and stick them to the windows of the sunrise set while the show was still on the air! This didn't seem to do much, so they took it one step further and held up telvisions to the windows so that veiwers of sunrise could see the Channel Nine morning show play8ing through the window!
Come on! How funny is that?!
And to go one better, they decided that teh signs that say "This shop is being monitered to prevent theft, if you are caught stealing you could face jail time blah blah blah.", were working as a good deterrent but they wondered just how effective the security at these places was. In order to test this security they decided to go into places of business and trade, and steal the signs!
Soooo funny!!! But I guess I won't be seeing that anymore because I miss House for no-one!
And I mean No. One.
But I love Heroes and Chaser's War! Dammit!!!!
If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go scream into a pillow for about an hour.
