I myself am a non-denominational Christian. This being said Ive read the whole Bible and can defend myself in a arguement about what is wrong in Christianity and what is not. Before I start rambling lets get to the point. I recently went back to my old Christian private school (which I attended from 1st grade to 3rd grade) to see if any of my old "friends" were still there and catch up with them. After walking 2 miles to get there I tried to walk into the parking lot because I saw someone who was in my 2nd grade class. As I was about to yell to get said persons attention a short white man with a bald spot the size of the average Hummer tire jumped in front of me and said I was not allowed on the premise with the clothing that is offensive. There was not a god damn thing wrong with what I was wearing. I do not see how a pair of navy blue pants and a Johnny Cash T shirt could offend anyone. I calmly explained to this Larry David looking son of a **** that I was a former student who had came back to the school to see someone. He responded be threatining to call the cops. This is where things get bad. I asked him in these exact words "What is the real ******* reason you won't let me go through." He responded by yelling that the school does not allow males with hair longer than the ear on campus. To which I responded by yelling "YOU PEOPLE are THE ONES GOING TO HELL WHEN YOU DIE NOT THE HOMOS OR THE BLACKS" in an obviously sarcastic tone. When Mr.David tried to push me I moved out of the way causing him to fall on his ass. To which he yelled "YOU f'ing (slur for gay people) NEED TO STAY AWAY FROM THESE GOOD CHRISTIAN PEOPLE". My friend (who has a homosexual brother) cursed out Larry David and walked away. Realizing I couldn't fight 18 angry redneck Christians without help I decided to follow him. I hope this has entertained you at least a little bit. I'm really only posting this story because it has been ages since I did a real blog and what better way to give things a little life than a story about crazy old men.