I've said so much about myself, I'll have to dig deep and add spice to make this one interesting.

1. One of these15 things is NOT true. Which one?

2. I cannot fly. Recurring dreams of plane crashes= no flying.

3. I'm a master of hap ki do, a non-violent cane fighting technique.

4. I lost my virginity by being raped by a girl when I was 22.

5. I have two deceased brothers; one died in a fire, one committed suicide.

6. My hair is jet black. I was born platinum blonde and stayed that way until I was four.

7. I have two more brothers. One is in jail for life on a murder charge that he didn't commit.

8. I painted the entire interior of our house in one week last year.

9. I was told I would not live to be 25 when I was in the hospital at age 21. I'm 32.

10. I've owned over 15 computers in the last 10 years. Only 2 fizzled out.

11. Thelargest amount ofgirls that wanted to date me at the same time is eight. The one I chose ended up as my wife.

12. Our entire kitchen (except appliances)is comprised almost completely of hand-made or yard/rummage sale items. (See below)

13. I was 12 the first time a girl tried to have sex with me.

14. I was alleged by my classmatesto have had a student-teacher affair with a lovely lady professor whilst in college. I did not.

15. The total price of my wife and I's wedding bands was $21.20.

Here's half the kitchen, so you can decide for yourself:

I'll give the correct answer as to which fact was false on my next blog, maybe.