Actraiser on Wii's Virtual Console and a new Actraiser Wii game; is that so hard to ask? They stopped making Dark Clouds, so now where do I get city building and an actioner in one game? Blah blah blah, insert Nintendo rebirth rant, complain about Nintendo Wii's novelty, etc etc, where's Actraiser Wii?

Other demands for the Wii:

• No awful ports (Fry Cry Vengeance)
• Blizzard was interested in the Wii, so let's see the product of their interest
• RTS (probably from Blizzard)
  
• Kinky fuzzy handcuffs instead of flimsy wiimote strap

I'll think of more later.