OK, this is really weird, cause I'm like reviewing Paris Hilton.

It's kinda strange that she can be classified as an actress, when all she had to do was be born and be a major skank to land the roles she has in television shows and...
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OK, this is really weird, cause I'm like reviewing Paris Hilton.

It's kinda strange that she can be classified as an actress, when all she had to do was be born and be a major skank to land the roles she has in television shows and movies!

Anyway, I saw her performace in Veronica Mars, and she was actually a tiny bit convincing. Most of the time she was so extremely horrible that I had to fast-forward through her scenes, but I think she may be a classified enough actress to play an extra in some amaeter film on YouTube or something.

I can't wait to read whatever book she dishes out on her experiences in jail - perhaps, like, she could, like, fill up, like, the whole, like, book, with, like, all these likes, and like, others likes.

...LIKE!