So Yesterday was my birf-day and oiy what a "fun" day. How can one day be utterly ruined some many ways ? well friends lets relive the "wonderfully craptastic" day.....First let me say Im not that hard to please all I wanted was a simple white birthday cake with "The birthday cake is a lie" ala PORTAL written on it, seems simple enough right? ,but NNNOOOOOOOOOO ! Way too much to ask from SAM'S CLUB first they only have a cake with Balloons on it (I hate balloons) second the label said "strawberry filled" but after talking to the knuckle dragging moron behind the conter I was assured it was a misprint and was plain, so I place the simple order to which they proceed to miss-spell and since this was my only choice they then SCRAPPED off and re wrote my cake (if you look closely at the picture you can see the awfulness) and the best part , after messing it up when I do cut into it at the party last night guess what?....those knuckle dragging dousches at SAM'S CLUB lied and it WAS a filled cake !Now multiply this with I woke up with a horrible cold and fever on my birthday,my cake was uneattable (did I mention the frosting tasted like play-dough ?" it was truelly a rotten day ! thanks SAM'S CLUB !!!!!!!