FEAR MY NEKKIDNESS!

I wonder what Spongebob looks like naked? Well, I know what he looks like naked but that's what he looks like naked on a G-rated kids show. What does he look like naked... in an anime or hentai? Is there Spongebob pr0n out there that people create? Dare I google ye? Dare I?

Must resist. Must not type it. Must not google this. This pandora's box; I will not open.

Deities only know what sickening things i'll be exposed to if I type this phrase into my favorite search engine. The repurcussions of my actions would be too much to bare. This hero in many a child's eye would be tainted forever. My wife would never look at me the same way.

No... of course, I won't look at it. I have self control, now. It's taken years for things like this fall off my radar. Isn't it funny, though, that all this spawned me looking at Spongebob PJs that i'm wearing at this very moment? Is it a bad sign that my mind drifts off on tangents such as these?

Of course, I suppose the real question is; Spongebob pr0n, do YOU dare?