Dream - Entry 01
Caleb picked up his cellular telephone and inquired "Hello?" The voice on the other end retorted with a clever "Yes?" Caleb asked a peculiar question, knowing he was speaking to his wife of 3... Dagwood Burgers
Ok, so i'm making burgers for my office this Friday and i'm calling them Dagwood burgers. No one has heard of them. However, it's to be noted that I do live in a backwater town of about 13... Giant Keyboard
Ok, so here I am at my wife's Grandma's house and i'm posting from a gigantic keyboard that has keys bigger than my balls. It's ****ing maniacal. What's really funny is the fact the screen is... Spongebob Pajamas
FEAR MY NEKKIDNESS! I wonder what Spongebob looks like naked? Well, I know what he looks like naked but that's what he looks like naked on a G-rated kids show. What does he look like... Butterfly
I woke up this morning and grabbed an english muffin from the clear bag on the counter. They still smelled fresh. I sliced the muffin in two and put one half against my ear to see if I could...