You decide to announce you are female. You do this because your government will give you female anti-discrimination laws to protect your rights as female. You feel horribly mistreated by a society that discriminates against your unique and specific female trait.

One day you go to court to defend your femaleness against discrimination, using the anti-discrimination laws.

The government wants its female anti-discrimination laws to hold up in court. The government must have you first prove you are female, so you can utilize its laws for females. You must fufill 75% of the government tests to prove you are indeed female. Your genitalia will be checked also, and they'll spy on you to make sure you stay a female.

You decide to announce you are Catholic. You do this because your government will give you catholic anti-discrimination laws to protect your rights as catholic. You feel horribly mistreated by a society that discriminates against your unique and specific catholic trait.

One day you go to court to defend your catholic-ness against discrimination, using the anti-discrimination laws.

The government wants its catholic anti-discrimination laws to hold up in court. The government must have you first prove you are catholic, so you can utilize its laws for catholics. You must fufill 75% of the government tests to prove you are indeed catholic. They will also check to see you are attending catholic mass every week, make you write to the pope, and spy on you to make sure you stay a catholic.

You decide to announce you are an individual of a race. You do this because your government will give you individual of a race anti-discrimination laws to protect your rights as an individual of a race. You feel horribly mistreated by a society that discriminates against your unique and specific individual of a race trait.

One day you go to court to defend your individualness of a race against discrimination, using the anti-discrimination laws.

The government wants its individual of a race anti-discrimination laws to hold up in court. The government must have you first prove you are individual of a race, so you can utilize its laws for individuals of a race. You must fufill 75% of the government tests to prove you are indeed individual of a race. They will also quiz members of your family to make sure everyone is part of that race, and spy on you to make sure you stay an individual of a race.

You decide to announce you are homosexual. You do this because your government will give you homosexual anti-discrimination laws to protect your rights as homosexual. You feel horribly mistreated by a society that discriminates against your unique and specific homosexual trait.

One day you go to court to defend your homosexualness against discrimination, using the anti-discrimination laws.

The government wants its homosexual anti-discrimination laws to hold up in court. The government must have you first prove you are homosexual, so you can utilize its laws for homosexuals. You must fufill 75% of the government tests to prove you are indeed homosexual. Your living habits will be checked also,and they'll spy on you to make sure you stay a homosexual.

You decide to announce you are a smoker.... You decide to announce you are left-handed... You decide to announce you are brunette....You decide to announce you are a child molester.... You decide you are a vegitarian...You have green eyes...You like walking on the beach..blah blah blabbity.

You've decided that what you want to be is really nobody else's damn business.

Teh world will just have to deal with it, like you would rather deal with the hate every human has for any damn thing, rather than letting your personal life be up for public scrutiny.

MEH!