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I just got back from Wall-E. The more I doubt Pixar, the more they astound me. It's as though I deny cheesecake. "No, you cannot be luscious and solve all of my problems. You are only a... Love the Tentacle?
Hey. The Futurama movie Beast With A Billion Backs leaked online early. Being the impatient fanboy I am, I downloaded it (I fully intend to buy it, please see cases of Spaced, Hot Fuzz, Clone... Zshirt Isn't A Word.
Hey. I got two shirts. http://www.torsopants.com/store/product.php?productid=5049 http://www.torsopants.com/store/product.php?productid=5065 I highly reccomend this site. Also, don't... On Spoilers
On the Avatar Forums, there is a thread "1000 ways for Nickelodeon to mess up the [Avatar] finale." Mostly this is a list for people to say "They air Spongebob! I hate Spongebob!" I've been... On Fandom...
Zopinion! When faced with a world of adoring fans who respect your work and laud your genius, you are riding on precarious laurels. Laurels that will teeter under your weight and topple you onto... On Levels...
Zevel! I have a new level! Man, I never use this blog. I'd like to plug www.xkcd.com, a very different and compelling webcomic. It's right up there with Perry Bible Fellowship when... The Bad Thing About Superiority Is People Think You're Pretentious.
Ztangent! It's . . . well, I've blown the punchline. Today I drove home from work at 3:00 AM (PST) and upon exiting the freeway I punched straight into the thickest fog this world has... I Can't Set Up This Joke In Real Life, No Matter How Hard I Try.
This workweek has been like the circus: in tents. Seriously. That reminds me! Did you hear about when Michael Jackson went to the circus? Yeah. There's was a criminal in tent. I'll be... Mustaches Make A Man _______
I shaved my face the other day for the first time in weeks. I hate shaving more than anything in the world. All I left was a mustache, which people have likened to that of a 70's porn star, a... Zeview! It's a review!
"The Avatar has returned!" This is Aang's typical, gung-ho exclaimation, which is exactly what the episode "The Awakening" is about. The Avatar is presumed dead. The freedom fighters have... Harry Potter and the OMG FINALLY
Finally, it's over. Now I can rest in peace knowing that Harry turned into a badash at the last book, died tragically and took out every villian the HPverse has known. (And Sirius and... On Vacancies.
I just wanted to say goodbye. I might be back, but I have too much to do. Thank you all. Ripped From Carnival Headlines!
I can't feel my legs. I've been working a county fair this month. I walk end to end every day. Back and forth. When I crawl into bed my legs feel like laffy taffy someone left in their... Broke, Bald and Unsoberedezized
It's pronounced "un-sober-dee-zhai-zshed". Add as many syllables to it as you want. The longer you make it, the funnier it gets. I shaved my head. Work said it was too long. I told them they... Arbieque Sammiches and a 3 Day Weekend (Dedicated To NoahCrish)
Man, these weeks get long. Work is tough. I can't feel my legs. I'll post something funny later. Get out! Enjoy the weekend. Get SMASHED drunk and do something alive! Or stay in, have a... Musings From The Tummy, or: Cheesecake, Ergo Ham
Ever seen that skinny guy in the diner who eats his pancakes and his ham, but nothing else? That's me. I take the rest home and make an omellete in the morning. It's a good practice. Keeps... Attention to the Obvious, or: Look at That!
Yep. I made a banner. From left: Me, looking trashy in my there-for-a-day handlebar mustache; a monkey, I got it from a sticker machine. The monkey is holding up his hands in a very cool way... Bad Poetry, Megalomania and Insomnia
A few days ago, the legendary Auntie posted something on the Angel forums about Angel Season 4's "The Beast". My point was that Buffy could kill it easily (or with difficulty, yet still emerge... Sarcasmorhhea
Magic Missile is a misnomer. Shouldn't it be Magic Ballistic? Does Wizards of the Coast know anything about forensic science? God. Why does my armpit occasionally smell like McDonald's... Obligatory First Blog Post OR About Me: A Memoir
This is about as general as it gets. This is my first blog post on TV.com. I've been here since I finished the Angel series and got an account just so I could post my (all new!) theory on...