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Thursday, Apr 19, 2007

Hooray for my latest achievement!

Now, as most of you probably already know, reaching the infamous level 30 is the initiation of veteran status. I wouldn't consider myself a vet of the site just yet, however (I've only been around for a little over a year... you be the judge). In my opinion, with so many users in the 30s level now, I'd say it's more like level 35 being veteran status, but that's just my look on things.

But stiill, woot!, right? Big party! OMGzorzWhatThe*Bleepzorizez*BBQSNAPPWND! When I first came to this site, I never would've guessed that some day I'd be on level 30. But still, is that an achievement to be proud of in say, real life? Mmm, I'd like to think otherwise, or at least disagree that being well-known on a site like GameSpot means nothing as to about who you really are. For all we know you could be a... a, well, I'll not say so undiscreetly.

Anyway, one major achievement has marked a huge impact on my GameSpot career. (Un)fortunately, it be this achievement: reaching level 30. Now, I'm willing to bet that these next couple of paragraphs will just fly over the heads of a few people. But unless you favor your friendship with me, it's important that you read on.

Random_User wrote:
OMG! That's amazing! Congrats on your achievement!!!!!!

*Shoots random user* Wait a sec... let me finish.

As to all farewells, I'm going with a bang.

Random_User, finally listening this time, wrote:
Eh? Going? Farewell? What's all this sad talk about?

Yes, sadly, it's time for me to go away from here. I'm just not up to par with my social surroundings and the elements of my profile. So I'm taking my leave and running. Far away. Moving, you might say. I've completed my goal of level 30, so there's no need for me to stay. Good-bye.

Oh, but before I go, let me introduce you to -Tish-. He's well-groomed, pody trained, and loves it when people track him. Over the next couple of weeks, I will gradually become -Tish-, because, unlike this account, -Tish- is a great start to my end.

Random_User wrote:
Wait, I'm still confused.

If you have any more questions or concerns, please go here and post your comment.

See you on the other side.

Category: Writing
Posted by mariomaniac92, 3:04pm
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Sunday, Apr 15, 2007

It's contemporarily the nicest day of the 2007 year, and I'm sick...

It must be a hangover of Friday the 13th.

Category: Humor
Posted by mariomaniac92, 3:52pm
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