I stumbled upon a game on the Xbox marketplace one night in a drunken rage, and to my suprise, I found a game spawned from the fiery hell of the 7 man game developer, Behemoth. Knowing that these seven godlike individuals created one of my top 10 games, Alien Hominid, I was interested. What I found was beyond anything I have ever stumbled upon whilst intoxicated.

Basically, you run around as one of 4 colored nights with an elemental magic based on their color, and beat the living **** out of every villian that crosses your side scrolling, and slightly 3-D, path. With 90+ weapons to collect, 20+ spherical animals to tame, some large unditermined character list to unlock, and a pretty long story mode, this game will keep you more entertained than most $60 retail games. Did I mention 4 player co-op for the entire story? This amazing game is only 1,200 points! Thats $15 dollars! Buy it, it pwns.

Probably the best movie I've ever seen, go watch it. While your out, go buy Soul Calibur 4, I need some people to play with.

I'm going to make this review quick, because to go in depth would spoil a lot of things. I'd just like to say the action scenes were some of the best I've seen in a long time, but then again I don't really watch a lot of action movies. The plot was good, but it really didn't fit in the Indiana Jones series. If it were any other movie I wouldn't have any complaints, but it really shouldn't have been used in an Indiana Jones film. And while I'm on the topic, I'd like to mention this movie has the best death scene ever. Ants are involved. Lots of ants. Go watch it.