It is me. The Narrator. We should be carrying on with our story The Legend of Curtis. But instead Nile wants to give you something completely different!!!!!!!

Curtis, Grunt and Nile go trick o' treating. Britanny stays at Nile's house but Nathan doesn't feel so good so he stays in doors.

"THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT!!!!," shouts Nile as he almost kicks the local cat Budz up into space.

"Great be maybe!!!! Great be maybe!!!!," chants Grunt annoyingly.

"Shush Grunt!!! Anyway what are you supposed to be Nile??," asks Curtis.

"I'm a dead pop star from the 80s. Can't you tell that from the long, white clothes and  the long, dark wig???"

"You look more like Jesus to me," says Curtis.

"WELL MAYBE I SHOULD PUT ON A SHORT, BLONDE WIG INSTEAD OF TRHE ONE I ALREADY HAVE!!!!!," shouts Nile, angrily. 

"Hey, hey, listen, listen, LISTEN TO ME!!!! Hey!!! Lu- listen, lu- listen- LU- LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN, hey!!! HEY, HEY, HEY!!! LISTEN, LISTEN, hey!!!...,"chants Grunt, until an hour later.

WHAT GRUNT!!!!!???," shouts Curtis, fed up, he's had enough of this. They aren't doing no trick o' treating!!!

"Me hear talking weird coming there over," explains Grunt.

"Yes??? Continiue," both Nile and Curtis say this. They're beginning to understand Grunt's bizarre way of speaking.

"They talk bout thing, bizarre, elf clothes wear. Stuff steal it has. Angry people, our way they head!!!," explains Grunt.

"Hmmmm.....sounds like you Curtis." 

"SHUT UP NILE!!!!," shouts Curtis. "Hey!!! Grunt. Did you say that they're coming this way??"

"There he is!!! That weird elfin thief!!!" shouts and insults come from the mouths of the angry couple whose names are Nigel and Muriel.

"They're after us!!! Curtis use your master sword!!!!," Shouts Nile as he runs for his life!!!!

"Use this luv," says Muriel as she chucks a sharp rake to her husband. Nigel cuts Curtis' arm, which makes him drop his master sword

"I'm bleeding!!!," says Curtis.

"Don't worry about that now. Run!!! Leave your master sword here," shouts Nile. So they all start to run. "Let's hide in that back alley. We'll be safe there." They hide in the dark alley. Nigel and Muriel can't find them so they leave. Taking the all-powerful master sword with them.

"One close was that it was," says Grunt, annoyingly. Our heroes think that they are safe. But they look around to see a sinister looking corpse wearing a cheaply made elf outfit that he probably stole from a Shopping Centre.

"HEY!!," shouts Curtis. "You're the one who's been stealing from people. But wait a second. You're also the guy I accidentally killed whilst riding my bike!!! You're the original Link. You're all zombie-like now. Why have been stealing stuff??? Why???"

"Ha ha ha ha ha!!!," the zombie Link cackles. "I've been stealing objects from people so that they will blame you. And then nobody will like you. Those stupid neighbours of yours are just the beginning. Anyway zombie-like Link is a horrible name. Call me Dead Link. Back from the afterlife to get what was mine!!!"

"The clothes I took from you," whispers Curtis.

"YES!!!," shouts Dead Link. "Your tunic. MY TUNIC!!!! THIEF!!!!" Dead Link whacks Curtis across the head.

"Dude," whispers Nile.

"Boss," whispers Grunt.