This item was in this morning's Oregonian Newspaper:
A 27-year old man stabbed his ex-girlfriend's fish to death in a fit of rage after she refused to get back together with him.The man appeared in court on charges of aggravated animal abuse, assault, and coercion in connection with the incident.
The entirely unrepentant idiot told the arresting police officer, "If she can't have me, then she can't have the fish."
Anyone want to suggest an appropriate punishment?
Comments
LadyInque: Pirhanas might be mean enough to eat this guy without wanting to throw up afterwards.
DCat:
AprilFox: They didn't say what kind of fish, but it must have been pretty big if it was big enough to stab with a knife.
MovieMark: Meow, friend! (That's "Hello, welcome to the territory" in catspeak.) Definitely 'something fishy', eh?
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