Bigfoot, The Loch Ness Monster, The Mothman creatures that have been seen by countless individuals throughout history. But none is more elusive than the creature known a Rosie. The first recorded sighting of Rosie date back to the early 60's in the New York area more specifically Queens New York. Sporadic sighting followed for some time then in the 1980's the first piece of tape evidence was seen, she stormed onto the stage of "Star Search" as the audience sat horrified she began to moan and cry something terrible. Amazingly she won the show and came back four more times. This evidence is however disputed as some claim that it is a man wearing a monkey suit. It could be said that she was seen on the Sitcom "Gimme a Break" playing Nell Carters neighbor but again this is held to speculation. In 1988 it was rumored to have been seen on VH1 hosting "Stand-Up Spotlight" But as no one really watches VH1 this is also in dispute. In the early 90's she was on a show on Fox Network called "Stand by your Man" but the show bombed. But for the most hardcore a crypto zoologist, the most conclusive proof as to the existence of the Rosie was her many sighting in the realm of cinema. The creature stormed onto the sets of various movies including "A league of their own", "Sleepless in Seattle", "The Flintstones" and "Wide Awake". Some time later the scientific community was shocked when it became known that "Rosie O" as she had came to be known was given her own show. "The Rosie O'Donnell Show" As it came to be known (O'Donnell, a name she chose after reading a book about the Prince of Tyrconnell). The program ran from 1996 til 2002 when it became known that "Rosie" was actually a shaved gorilla. Not much more was heard of the true creature until 2006 when it appeared storming the set of the Popular talk show "The View". Some speculate that she came down from the mountians looking for food and was attracked by the pretty lights. The audience who was at first afraid soon came to understand the creature and embrace her. Amazingly she began to speek words and then full sentences, but as many had speculated she had neither the brain mass or the intelect to form coherent thoughts and mostly spoke in jibberish. Her carrear on television came to an abrupt end when she savagly attacked fellow co-hostess Elisabeth Hasselbeck, beating her with a bone and smothering her with feces. She then ran back into the wilderness and has not been seen in public since. It was believed that she had returned and had a wildly publicised feud with fellow missing link known as "The Donald" a savage and annoyingly pompus babbon like creature with a shock of blond hair on it's head that has been cobbled together from the refuse of barber shops. But sighting still come in, as recently as July a family camping in the wild forrests of Washington State claimed that they were attacked by the creature. What follows is an actual account from Mrs. Lara Whitmore.
" We were on the third day of our family camp-out, my son Bobby was sitting at the camp fire making Smores when something flew out of the darkness and landed on his head. It was a brightly multicolored ball of string attahed to a springy elastic cord, his screams drew us to him and as he picked up the horrid object he grabbed a book out of his bag and held it up. This was the Koosh, (an object that was rumored to have been used by the Rosie either as a warning or an announcement of Sexual arrousal, but as recent discoveries have been made the Rosie might be an asexual species or maybe even a hemaprodite) Then we were subjected to an onslaught of rambling non-sence. We caught the sounds on video."
The video was shaky and out of focus, you can actually feel the fear Mr. David Whitmore was feeling as he shot the video. These are the rambling of the creature heard here for the first time "655,000 Iraqi civilians dead. Who are the terrorists?" The ramblings went on for some time "If you were in Iraq and another country, the United States, the richest in the world, invaded your country and killed 655,000 of your citizens, what would you call us?" She then became totally incohearent babling something about America's delebrate bombing of the World Trade Center, which enraged Whitmore so much that dropping the camera he chased the creature away with a flamming stick.
"Rosie" the mere mention of it's name envokes feeling of dread and also amazement. The old folks say that on a clear night if you really listen hard you can almost hear it's screams and wildly incohearent speech.
