One word sums up this movie...Ewwww!

I saw Clone wars with my Nephew and as soon as the "WB" logo came up I knew this movie would be a load. They didn't even have an opening crawl, the summation sounded like an old WWII...
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One word sums up this movie...Ewwww!

I saw Clone wars with my Nephew and as soon as the "WB" logo came up I knew this movie would be a load. They didn't even have an opening crawl, the summation sounded like an old WWII cinema newsreel. Why this was shown in theaters is beyond me, it should have been shown on TV (seeing that it is in essence a Pilot for the series) I love you George but ENOUGH with the prequels, what the hell happened to Luke, Leia, Han and Chewie after "Return"! NO MORE PREQUELS GEORGE!!!!!!!

And what ever happened to the Live action Star Wars series?

I want more Luke, Leia, Han and Chewie! Give us the "Thrawn Trilogy!"

tropic Thunder is the story of a film crew in Vietnam filming a Vietnam era movie based on a book called Tropic Thunder. With production cost skyrocketing the sirector decides to film the movie gurella style, but when things take a turn for the...
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tropic Thunder is the story of a film crew in Vietnam filming a Vietnam era movie based on a book called Tropic Thunder. With production cost skyrocketing the sirector decides to film the movie gurella style, but when things take a turn for the worse these trained actors have to rise to the challenge and become heroes.

Superbad was Superawesome. I can't remember the last time i laughed so hard at a movie. It was 10 times better than "American Pie" and that's saying something. Judd Apatow does it again!!!!!

Strange was once a brilliant doctor until he is in an accident that results in the shattering of every bone in his hands. After spending his fortune in a vain attempt at healing, he is told of a healer in Tabet, he travels there and meets the...
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Strange was once a brilliant doctor until he is in an accident that results in the shattering of every bone in his hands. After spending his fortune in a vain attempt at healing, he is told of a healer in Tabet, he travels there and meets the ancient one a sorcerer supreme who decides to train him. Strange is connected to magic and excels at it eventually he takes over as Sorcerer Supreme. The movie kind of jumbles the origin with a few other comic arcs including Strange villain The demonic Dormammu (for those old enough to remember Spider-Man animated series from the early 90's have seen him before). So if you like action, adventure and a little magic pick up Doctor Strange, It'll have you saying "By the eye of Agamoto, this is cool!"

Also on a very funny side note as I was leaving the store two guys were stopped by store security who was checking their recepts on purchases of PS2 when all of the sudden they just bolted, dropping the bags and hoffing it out to the parking lot. they had stolen them somehow and as the guard gave chase they made it to their car and sped away nearly hitting a family in the process, but employees has got the plate number from the car. As we were leaving a cop car flew by us heading for the store. It is unknown if they were caught.

Michael Bay is a GOD!!! He took one of my adolescent fantasies and splashed it up on the big screen in full reality. The first time you hear Optimus prime speak and you are flashed back to Saturday mornings watching Transformers and eating a big...
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Michael Bay is a GOD!!! He took one of my adolescent fantasies and splashed it up on the big screen in full reality. The first time you hear Optimus prime speak and you are flashed back to Saturday mornings watching Transformers and eating a big bowl of Sugar Smacks Cereal, I am so pleased that Peter Cullen came and did the voice of Prime. And all of my favorites were there. Jazz, Bumblebee, Iron hide, Barricade, Sound wave(sort of they called him Frenzy), Starscream, and Megatron and prime. I was glued to my seat the entire time and when it was over i had to take the mother of all urination's. Go see this movie if you want to be entertained, if not go see "Licence to Wed".

Evan Baxter former news anchor of channel 7 has a new job, he's the freshman congressman fron New York. During his canpagn he promised to "Save the earth". One day he prays to God to help him live up to his promises and that when things...
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Evan Baxter former news anchor of channel 7 has a new job, he's the freshman congressman fron New York. During his canpagn he promised to "Save the earth". One day he prays to God to help him live up to his promises and that when things get a little wonky. Like his former coworker Bruce Nolan before him, Evan gets a visit from the almighty and tells him that a flood is coming and that he should build an Ark. This movie was a laugh riot i was laughing so hard my head started to hurt. This is a worthy follow up to Bruce Almighty and in some ways surpases it. Go see Evan Almighty!

Evan Baxter former news anchor of channel 7 has a new job, he's the freshman congressman fron New York. During his canpagn he promised to "Save the earth". One day he prays to God to help him live up to his promises and that when things...
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Evan Baxter former news anchor of channel 7 has a new job, he's the freshman congressman fron New York. During his canpagn he promised to "Save the earth". One day he prays to God to help him live up to his promises and that when things get a little wonky. Like his former coworker Bruce Nolan before him, Evan gets a visit from the almighty and tells him that a flood is coming and that he should build an Ark. This movie was a laugh riot i was laughing so hard my head started to hurt. This is a worthy follow up to Bruce Almighty and in some ways surpases it. Go see Evan Almighty!

Evan Baxter former news anchor of channel 7 has a new job, he's the freshman congressman fron New York. During his canpagn he promised to "Save the earth". One day he prays to God to help him live up to his promises and that when things...
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Evan Baxter former news anchor of channel 7 has a new job, he's the freshman congressman fron New York. During his canpagn he promised to "Save the earth". One day he prays to God to help him live up to his promises and that when things get a little wonky. Like his former coworker Bruce Nolan before him, Evan gets a visit from the almighty and tells him that a flood is coming and that he should build an Ark. This movie was a laugh riot i was laughing so hard my head started to hurt. This is a worthy follow up to Bruce Almighty and in some ways surpases it. Go see Evan Almighty!

Evan Baxter former news anchor of channel 7 has a new job, he's the freshman congressman fron New York. During his canpagn he promised to "Save the earth". One day he prays to God to help him live up to his promises and that when things...
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Evan Baxter former news anchor of channel 7 has a new job, he's the freshman congressman fron New York. During his canpagn he promised to "Save the earth". One day he prays to God to help him live up to his promises and that when things get a little wonky. Like his former coworker Bruce Nolan before him, Evan gets a visit from the almighty and tells him that a flood is coming and that he should build an Ark. This movie was a laugh riot i was laughing so hard my head started to hurt. This is a worthy follow up to Bruce Almighty and in some ways surpases it. Go see Evan Almighty!

Evan Baxter former news anchor of channel 7 has a new job, he's the freshman congressman fron New York. During his canpagn he promised to "Save the earth". One day he prays to God to help him live up to his promises and that when things...
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Evan Baxter former news anchor of channel 7 has a new job, he's the freshman congressman fron New York. During his canpagn he promised to "Save the earth". One day he prays to God to help him live up to his promises and that when things get a little wonky. Like his former coworker Bruce Nolan before him, Evan gets a visit from the almighty and tells him that a flood is coming and that he should build an Ark. This movie was a laugh riot i was laughing so hard my head started to hurt. This is a worthy follow up to Bruce Almighty and in some ways surpases it. Go see Evan Almighty!

Yes, Yes, Yes Marvel does it again. The silver surfer is awesome. He looks and sounds just like you'd expect him to like he just leaped right out of the pages of a comic book. My only gripe was Galactus, why a big cloud monster? I think it would...
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Yes, Yes, Yes Marvel does it again. The silver surfer is awesome. He looks and sounds just like you'd expect him to like he just leaped right out of the pages of a comic book. My only gripe was Galactus, why a big cloud monster? I think it would have been cool to see the giant guy in the purple and blue armor. There was a sort of a reference to him in the movie where it is floating past Saturn and the shadow kind of looks like his helmet. Also the silhouette inside the core of the cloud kind of looks like him. Another gripe next time go with PG-13! Can't wait for the next marvel movie Iron Man.

Toxie's back for the new millenium as the notorious Diaper Mafia take hostage the Tromaville School for the Very Special and Toxie and his obese sidekick Lardass try to save them. But an explosion opens a tear in the fabric of reality and falling...
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Toxie's back for the new millenium as the notorious Diaper Mafia take hostage the Tromaville School for the Very Special and Toxie and his obese sidekick Lardass try to save them. But an explosion opens a tear in the fabric of reality and falling through Toxie ends up in the alternate reality of Amortville, With Toxie trapped in Amortville, Tromaville comes under the grip of his evil duplicate Noxie.

Toxie has defeated Apocalypse Inc the villains organization and has nothing to do, so he gets a real job to pay for an operation to save his girlfriends sight. He goes to work for a rehabilitated Apocalypse inc and is blind to the suffering they...
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Toxie has defeated Apocalypse Inc the villains organization and has nothing to do, so he gets a real job to pay for an operation to save his girlfriends sight. He goes to work for a rehabilitated Apocalypse inc and is blind to the suffering they cause around him until his girlfriend sets him strait and he must battle the devil himself to end the companies reign of terror.

This one wasn't as good as the first, the whole trip to Japan angle kid of threw me. But see it if you have the chance!

When 90 pound weakling is exposed to the radiation of neuclear waste he is forever transformed into the Toxic Avenger. I first saw this movie when i was a kid. And it still slays me every time i pop it into the VCR(I have to get it on DVD). It is...
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When 90 pound weakling is exposed to the radiation of neuclear waste he is forever transformed into the Toxic Avenger. I first saw this movie when i was a kid. And it still slays me every time i pop it into the VCR(I have to get it on DVD). It is a classic from Tromo studios. If you like this check out Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD it's just as great.

This is easily the best of them all...well better than Ocean's 12 anyway.

When crooked Casino owner Willie Bank double crosses Reuben Tishkoff (Danny's surrogate father and mentor)causing a serious heart attack, Danny Ocean reunites...
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This is easily the best of them all...well better than Ocean's 12 anyway.

When crooked Casino owner Willie Bank double crosses Reuben Tishkoff (Danny's surrogate father and mentor)causing a serious heart attack, Danny Ocean reunites the group Bringing in Rusty, Linus, Livingston, Basher, Yen, brothers Virgil and Turk, Frank and Saul as well as new members Roman the tech guy from number 12 and former adversary Terry Benedict, who hates Bank for his monsterious hotel blocking his pool and how he gets the five diamond award every time insted of him. A large complex plan ensues to rob Bank not of his money but of his dignaty (well money and dignity, they are Confedence men after all). They sabotage his chances at winning awards and infiltrate his casino and rig his games. Bank is left a ruined man.

Lightning McQueen is the rookie racing phenom of the Piston Cup. It has become a three sided race as he his rival Chick Hicks and the leader The King race to the finish. Refusing to stop for tires, Lightning has a commanding lead on his...
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Lightning McQueen is the rookie racing phenom of the Piston Cup. It has become a three sided race as he his rival Chick Hicks and the leader The King race to the finish. Refusing to stop for tires, Lightning has a commanding lead on his competition when his tires blow. As the cars come to the finish it becomes apparent that the race is a three way tie. So a tie-breaker race must be run in California in a few days time. Lightning and his driver truck Mac, travel all night to reach California first when Mac falls asleep and is fooled around with by a group of hotrod punks, And lightning who has no headlights is stranded in the darkness. Seeing a truck that looks like mac he races to him shouting for Mac to stop. Lightning races towards lights he thinks is the innerstate and finds insted a town. Breaking the law he is sentenced to community service and must repair a road he destroyed. While there he learns how to be a better person (car) and learns that racing isn't everything.

When Princess Vespa is kidnapped by the evil regime of the planet Spaceballs, it's up to intergalactic hero Lone Starr and his faithful companion Barf to rescue her. Mel Brooks's Star Wars parody isn't particularly sophisticated, but older kids...
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When Princess Vespa is kidnapped by the evil regime of the planet Spaceballs, it's up to intergalactic hero Lone Starr and his faithful companion Barf to rescue her. Mel Brooks's Star Wars parody isn't particularly sophisticated, but older kids and teens should have fun with it. Parents may cringe at the crude brand of humor.

Like most Brooks fare, Spaceballs revels in crude, sometimes infantile humor. Unlike his best movies, however, the gags here miss the mark just as often as they connect. Many jokes are too obvious to be really funny.

When the Darth Vader-inspired character, Dark Helmut, first appears, he approaches the camera, all the while breathing heavily through his face-obscuring mask. Suddenly he flips up the front of the mask to reveal a nerdy-looking Rick Moranis who exclaims, "I can't breathe in this thing!"

One of the great virtues of Brooks's masterwork, Young Frankenstein, was its beautiful recreation of the look of the horror films of the 1930s, which added punch to all the ensuing silliness. Here, one never gets the impression of watching a Star Wars movie gone mad. Many of the sets wouldn't look out of place on an episode of "Saturday Night Live."

Nevertheless, there are moments when the movie shines. Excessive merchandising is taken to task in a very funny scene in which Dark Helmut plays with his Spaceballs action figures. The movie's most memorable gag pays tribute to both the Alien series and the classic Chuck Jones cartoon "One Froggy Evening." Another good bit manages to work in a recreation of the famous conclusion of Planet Of The Apes.

Older kids and teens will probably get the biggest kick out of Spaceballs, particularly if they're fans of the movies this one is spoofing. But parents may object to the frequently off-color nature of the gags.

The hunger has returned to Mr. Brooks brain...it never really left. Earl Brooks is a wealthy man he owns a major box company and has a beautiful wife and a loving daughter whom he dotes over. But Mr. Brooks also has a secret he's a notorious...
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The hunger has returned to Mr. Brooks brain...it never really left. Earl Brooks is a wealthy man he owns a major box company and has a beautiful wife and a loving daughter whom he dotes over. But Mr. Brooks also has a secret he's a notorious serial killer dubbed "The Thumb Print Killer" by the police. His deadly alter-ego Marshal returns to his life after two years and has an urge to kill again. Brooks goes about his routine, finds out everything their is to know about his victims and strikes. Slipping into their house like a ghost he slips into the bedroom and after Marshal gets his fill of the couples lets just say very exuberant sexual romp Brooks emerges from the shadows and says "hello" the woman screams to which he replies "Don't do that" then BLAM,BLAM. Two quick and clean shots to the heads of his victims is all it takes. Brooks winces in morbid delight and then steps into the light...light of an open window. Marshal scolds Earl for being sloppy and hopes that no one saw him. The highly disheveled Mr. Smith appears later and shows brooks photos of the murder, being a peeping tom he got off more on their deaths than he did watching the have sex and smith goes about blackmailing brooks not for money but he wants to go with brooks when he kills someone. His daughter Jane returns home from school saying that she dropped out and that she was pregnant. But the real reason is that she like her father is a killer and has killed a fellow student but being a sloppy youth left the hatchet she used behind. Brooks in a twisted attempt to save his daughter from jail flies all the way to her school and kills someone in the exact manner as she did. The movie is really awesome, don't want to give to much away so i suggest you see it, it's like 3 movies rolled into one including the wealthy cop played by Demi Moore who is after brooks while going through a messy divorce.

Don't pay any attention to the other reviews, this movie is funny! Carrot top plays a kind hearted inventor named Edison who after a chance encounter with a wealthy inventor inherits a fortune 500 company and decides to change the company for the...
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Don't pay any attention to the other reviews, this movie is funny! Carrot top plays a kind hearted inventor named Edison who after a chance encounter with a wealthy inventor inherits a fortune 500 company and decides to change the company for the better.

I saw this on Youtube, it was very good. Batman tracks the Joker(played by the guy who played Boner, Kirk Camerons friend from Growing Pains)To an alley Batman is about to kick his assail when something grabs joker and pulls him up and out of...
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I saw this on Youtube, it was very good. Batman tracks the Joker(played by the guy who played Boner, Kirk Camerons friend from Growing Pains)To an alley Batman is about to kick his assail when something grabs joker and pulls him up and out of screen. The thing appears and it is an Alien (from the movie series of the same name) he's about fo go at it with Bats when it is killed by a Predator (again from a movie) and he fights Batman, who kills it and then more show up... End

This is one of the greatest action movies ever made. John Mclean is a genuine action hero. When terrorists seize control of the Nakatomi building in Las Angeles, it's up to NYPD cop Mclean to stop them. Using amazing effects and a pyrotech...
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This is one of the greatest action movies ever made. John Mclean is a genuine action hero. When terrorists seize control of the Nakatomi building in Las Angeles, it's up to NYPD cop Mclean to stop them. Using amazing effects and a pyrotech department that could "orbit the governator" Die Hard cant be missed.

Part fish out of water part buddy comedy, Rush hour follows Detective Carter of the LAPD and his foil detective inspector lee of hong kong investigating the kidnapping of the chinese consil's daughter. After a harsh chewing out by the Fbi Lee and...
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Part fish out of water part buddy comedy, Rush hour follows Detective Carter of the LAPD and his foil detective inspector lee of hong kong investigating the kidnapping of the chinese consil's daughter. After a harsh chewing out by the Fbi Lee and Carter uncover a much bigger plot than a ransom and the realization that one of the consil's closest friends is a major asian crime boss named Jin-tao.

Before Scientology, Tom Cruise was a real boy with some good acting chops. In Legend he plays Jack a young man who lives in a world of magic and fantasy must help the beautiful Princess Lily defeat the lord of darkness and save the last Unicorn....
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Before Scientology, Tom Cruise was a real boy with some good acting chops. In Legend he plays Jack a young man who lives in a world of magic and fantasy must help the beautiful Princess Lily defeat the lord of darkness and save the last Unicorn. This movie was one of the works that inspired Shigero Mayamoto to create the popular Legend of Zelda game franchise as any Zelda fan already knows.