i haven't done this in forever!

*episode:Search and Do Not Destroy*

Trent (after being voted off;to Gwen): i want you to be tough and fight to the end, for both of us. i'll be watching and cheering for you back home.

*joke: B-K lounge.*

Dane Cook: i'll never forget this,i was taking this ladies order one time and i'm like "that'd be $2.25, head to the window" there's long pause and then she asks "where do i go?" "Where do you go? you follow the on f***ing road you're on to me! wait, where do you go, you drive past the Texaco station, take a right. drive five and a half miles south east, you'll meet a guy in a yellow poncho, his name is Hank, he'll take you to the Whopper lair, that's where you go. Oh, and you got ten minutes to get there, or we take your food."

*joke: Hot Pocket*

Jim Gaffigan: You can have a hot pocket for breakfast, a hot pocket for lunch, and be dead by dinner. deeead pocket!

*earlier in joke*

GOOD MORNING, you're about to call in sick...

*Episode: Rules for the masses*

Germiane: this suit has no practical uses in combat.

Foamy (not paying attention): ug, what rule are we up to? oh, number three!

Germaine: what am i supposed to do? beat people with my tit?

Foamy(still not paying attention): no weapons!

Germaine: boob of death!

*episode: Not so Happy Campers part 2*

Owen: i'm going to die now, i'm going to freaking die now!

hey, does anyone no where to find good TDI devaintART pictures? i have a feeling there will be un-censored pictures of Owen's *coughcoughpeniscough* and Heather's knockers... yeah.