a new parody. yes i'm alive and back at it again...enjoy. i've been meaning to do this one. oh, and i dedicate this parody to my dear friend mavrick hughes. i have no idea where he is now, but he was the one who said the sentence that sparked this whole song.....fly like a weasel.
They keep on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into roadkill
They keep on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into roadkill
I want to fly like a weasel
To the sea
Fly like a weasel
Let the rabbits carry me
I want to fly like a weasel
Till I'm free
Oh, Lord, through the revolution
Feed the weasels
Who don't have enough to eat
Shoe the ferrets
With no shoes on their feet
House the minks
Livin' in the woods
Oh, oh, there's a solution
I want to fly like a weasel
To the sea
Fly like a weasel
Let the bunnies carry me
I want to fly like a weasel
Till I'm free
Fly through the highway
They keep on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into roadkill
They keep on slippin', slippin', slippin'
into roadkill
They keep on slippin', slippin', slippin'
into roadkill
They keep on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into roadkill
I want to fly like a weasel
To the sea
Fly like a weasel
and get sucked into a jet engine
I want to fly like a weasel
Till I'm free
Fly through the highway
They keep on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into roadkill
They keep on slippin', slippin', slippin'
into roadkill…
You're Annoying
Original Song by James Blunt
Lyrics changed by lazlodude7
Your song's annoying.
Oh, crap. There go the technical difficulties. Oh wait, they're fixed? OK, should I just start? OK.
Your song's annoying
It ticks me off
You're cashing in on
David Hasselhoff
You think they're gonna buy your songs
just 'cause of sex appeal?
Well, I'm gonna give ya some
mental scars that won't heal.
You're annoying, You're annoying,
You're annoying, it's true.
Your high-pitched squeals
Got you a record deal
No one's more annoying than you.
Well, your song's a hit
It topped all the lists
For a while eveything seemed to go off
without a hitch
But then they overplayed the song, well, I mean
People jump off buildings just to gid rid of those screams
You're annoying. You're annoying
You're annoying, it's true.
Your song's falling faster, than subscribers on Napster
Guess it's time to face the truth
No one's more annoying than you.
La la la la la la la la la la SHUT THE F&$% UP!!
You're annoying, You're annoying
You're annoying, it's true.
People change the station when they hear your song play
They buy copies of your single just to burn it up!
But it's time to face the truth,
Everyone's getting sick of you.
This is kinda worse than the 4kids one, but still...
