There was a girl. We'll call her Betty.
And a guy. Let's call him Neil.
Now, I can't stress this point too strongly,
This story isn't real...

...Now our Neil must decide,
Who will be the girl that he casts aside.
Will Betty be the one who he loves truly,
Or will it be the one who we'll call... Lulie
He MUST decide, he MUST decide,
Even though I made him up he MUST decide...

Smelly Cat, Smelly cat what are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, smelly cat it's not your fault...
They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their favorite pet.
You may not be a bed of roses,
And you're no friend to those with noses.
Smelly cat, smelly cat what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat it's not your fault!

Ready? Here we go now!

Cynthia! She's a really cool dancer!
Cynthia! Boogie to the groove now!

She's got thoes moves,
as long as you move her arms and legs.
She's movin' out on the floor,
She' ready to break some eggs. (Make an omelette Cynthia! Whoo!)
Shake it! Shake it! You're so fantastic!
Just don't break it! You're only made of plastic!
Cynthia! She's a really cool dancer!
Cynthia! Boogie to the groove now!

She's got real neat hair!
She's got thoes big brown eyes!
She's got her high-heel shoes!
She's ready to accessorize! (Buy all her outfits girls!)

Shake it! Shake it! You're so fantastic!
Just don't break it! You're only made of plastic!
Cynthia! She's a really cool dancer!
Cynthia! Boogie to the groove now!
Cynthia! She's a really cool dancer!
Cynthia! Boogie to the groove now! (C'mon girls!)
Cynthia! She's a really cool dancer!
Cynthia! Boogie to the groove now! (One more time!)
Cynthia! She's a really cool dancer!
Cynthia! Boogie to the groove now!