MC: *eats Cortana's memory chip* Sgt J: WTF, Chief?! MC: F*** the what, ask the WHY. Sgt J: Huh? MC: *eats johnson* Grunt: I pity da FOOL! MC: Oh look, a Grunt . . . for me to POOP ON! Grunt: Teh feces is evray wahr! MC: Rawr? Halo: YEEEEAHYUH! PoM: WHOOOOOOOWAT? Mace Windu: What ain't no country I ever heard of, they speak English in what? PoM: WHOOOOOOOWAT? Mace Windu: English, mutha*****, do you speak it? Halo: YEEEEAHYUH! Elmo: Sesame Street: More than meets the eye! Megatron: SPLEE! Elmo, the deceptacons and Mace Windu open up a can of whoop ass so large that MC barfs up Sgt. Johnson, who barfs up a human Cortana. Cortana strangles the little grunt covered in poop. Mercy is devoured by his toite leather pants, and halo self destructs. . . - XMarvelManX