You know that freak show that I linked a video of the other day? Well he is my official youtube stalker now. I get lots of nasty emails from him daily. Of course as long as he is writing emails he isn't uploading video so I consider it a public service.

I've also discovered the reason for the announcement to not take the brown acid at Woodstock 69. Apparently this group saved it and took it all in 1986. Scouts honour it is not one of my stalkers video's. I won't subject you all to any more of those.

I have made a decision regarding Jase and his kid. I have officially decided it's not my problem and I informed him of that this morning. He says he understands. I'm glad he does. I am positive that I am doing the right thing for all of us.

My son is home today. Ask me why. Glad you asked. My 8 year old is being taken into the woods for survival training today. As I told his teacher when I was done giggling profusely, Christopher could teach the cla ss. My son has already been taught how to find high ground, build a rudementary shelter, make fire, set snares, clean and spit a rabbit, read a compass and figure out which way is north and south without one. He would have been bored out of his mind, so he's playing Arkham Asylum right now. Decidedly less boring. This is a new thing with the school though. Schools haven't taught survival training since I was a kid. I am curious as to why they are bringing it back. Maybe the school board is scared of the 2012 end of the world monster too?

Chris took my last explosive this morning to frac a well. I'm so bummed. Not that I planned on blowing anything up (today) but it's nice to know it's there if I change my mind. Now I have to submit all kinds of paperwork so I can get more. Do you want to know how messed up our government is? I can get explosives, but weed killer is illegal. Oh well, there's more than one way to kill a dandylion I always say and if it takes c4, so be it.

I also found this from the 80's. It's the plasmatics. I wore the outfit Wendy O has on in this video for Halloween one year. Complete with Mohawk. Almost froze to death just from the car to the party. Scott I know you'll appreciate this one.

Edit: We interrupt our current programming for a message from my stalker. (I've had to change some of the language, my stalker swears Alot, just use whatever expletive you prefer where the * are)

You ******* female dog. You are a ******* idiet. I hope you choke on a **** and die. You don't know nuthing. Go play with a **** you ******* ****.

Of course I wrote back. It's only polite. I corrected his spelling and grammar for him as well. Dear Stalker, I'm not sure what Idiet is. If you mean idiot it is spelled with an o. Although Idiet gives me a great idea for an online company so thanks. Anyway. On the off chance that I were to choke on a **** and die, at least the police can be certain from the video of you in your speedo's that you were obviously not the cause of my untimely demise. I may not know much, but I know that nothing is spelled with an o. What do you have against the letter o. You almost act like you've never had one. An o that is. As for playing with a **** I have been for most of the day haven't I? Have a lovely afternoon. Your stalkee reallybigmeandog.