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My daughter has been an 'undercover blonde' for most of the summer...she dyed her hair the most hideous shade of red . Actually, it was more like burgandy. Which looks fine on...
I guess I'll find out - if there isn't one single blonde joke here you haven't heard before, the rule is, you have to leave one of your own :D In fact, leave one of your own either...
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the...
My friends say I just like to rip sportscasters, Joe Morgan in particular, but sometimes,they just make it too easy. I was watching the Braves/Astros 14 inning marathon game onTBS last...
I heard this joke a while back, but spending some time with my daughter yesterday reminded me of it. (If you don't know, my daughter is a natural blonde in disguise as a redhead...and...
Golden Retreiver: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? Border Collie: Just...
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour....
This test has only one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional...
I'll tell first: I became hooked on Charmed re-runs on TNT, and when I started watching the show, it was in the middle of the Cole/Belthazar/Phoebe thing. At the same time, the final...
THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS... A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't...
SENIOR DATING Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk...
First, the joke: Grandmas Don't Know Everything Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into...
Just received in an e-mail from a friend: REPLACEMENT WINDOWS Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call...
My daughter has called in hysterics again. This time, she needs me to come and bring the spare key to unlock her car. I could have sent AAA, but she was close by and the spare was handy. What the...
Fellow fans of 'Army Wives', we need to tell Pamela where her husband, Chase, is. I saw him last night on Spike TV. He's in downtown Pittsburgh, robbing a bank with his fellow Iraq...
Today, the 20 year old numbnuts son of mine made me mad. (What's new, right?) This was over the house phone, since his credit sucks and he can't get a cell phone of his own. He keeps...
It's the phone call you dread. You are sound asleep, and the phone rings. When you answer, the person on the other end of the line is incoherent. I mean, not a single word can be...
A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they...
Yesterday, I discovered yet again, that stupidity cannot be eradicated. I live in a small southern town, and all cliches aside, I have come to believe that the majority of the idiots in the world...
Gee, my first blog post. What in the world could I say to interest you guys? While I work my way up to baring my soul here, perhaps a bit of humor will do in the meanwhile: (This happened near...
My daughter has been an 'undercover blonde' for most of the summer...she dyed her hair the most hideous shade of red . Actually, it was more like burgandy. Which looks fine on...
Posted Aug 7, 2007 8:59 am PT
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Can You Have Too Many Blonde Jokes?I guess I'll find out - if there isn't one single blonde joke here you haven't heard before, the rule is, you have to leave one of your own :D In fact, leave one of your own either...
Posted Aug 6, 2007 9:05 am PT
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The Wedding Dress - Get Ready To Laugh!Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the...
Posted Aug 4, 2007 7:29 pm PT
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Sports Announcer Has Blonde MomentMy friends say I just like to rip sportscasters, Joe Morgan in particular, but sometimes,they just make it too easy. I was watching the Braves/Astros 14 inning marathon game onTBS last...
Posted Aug 3, 2007 8:08 am PT
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Thursday's Joke: Dumb Blonde Trys Going BrunetteI heard this joke a while back, but spending some time with my daughter yesterday reminded me of it. (If you don't know, my daughter is a natural blonde in disguise as a redhead...and...
Posted Aug 2, 2007 7:57 am PT
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How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?Golden Retreiver: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? Border Collie: Just...
Posted Aug 1, 2007 5:16 am PT
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Nine Words Women Use1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour....
Posted Jul 31, 2007 7:36 am PT
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Happy Monday!This test has only one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional...
Posted Jul 30, 2007 5:57 am PT
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How Did You Find This Site? ( Replies Wanted!)I'll tell first: I became hooked on Charmed re-runs on TNT, and when I started watching the show, it was in the middle of the Cole/Belthazar/Phoebe thing. At the same time, the final...
Posted Jul 29, 2007 2:31 pm PT
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Saturday's JokeTHINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS... A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't...
Posted Jul 28, 2007 4:23 pm PT
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Joke For Today, and Another Pic For Deuce's Fans!SENIOR DATING Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk...
Posted Jul 26, 2007 10:21 pm PT
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Pics of My Favorite Furry Child And Today's JokeFirst, the joke: Grandmas Don't Know Everything Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into...
Posted Jul 25, 2007 6:55 pm PT
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Dumb Blondes Seem To Be Today's TopicJust received in an e-mail from a friend: REPLACEMENT WINDOWS Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call...
Posted Jul 24, 2007 9:20 am PT
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Regarding Dumb BlondesMy daughter has called in hysterics again. This time, she needs me to come and bring the spare key to unlock her car. I could have sent AAA, but she was close by and the spare was handy. What the...
Posted Jul 24, 2007 8:36 am PT
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I Know Where Pamela's Husband Is!Fellow fans of 'Army Wives', we need to tell Pamela where her husband, Chase, is. I saw him last night on Spike TV. He's in downtown Pittsburgh, robbing a bank with his fellow Iraq...
Posted Jul 23, 2007 7:39 am PT
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How To Outsmart Your KidToday, the 20 year old numbnuts son of mine made me mad. (What's new, right?) This was over the house phone, since his credit sucks and he can't get a cell phone of his own. He keeps...
Posted Jul 20, 2007 8:52 pm PT
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When Your Teen Calls In HystericsIt's the phone call you dread. You are sound asleep, and the phone rings. When you answer, the person on the other end of the line is incoherent. I mean, not a single word can be...
Posted Jul 20, 2007 12:33 pm PT
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Just Another In a Long List of 'Stupid' Stories!A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they...
Posted Jul 18, 2007 7:09 pm PT
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There Is No Cure For StupidityYesterday, I discovered yet again, that stupidity cannot be eradicated. I live in a small southern town, and all cliches aside, I have come to believe that the majority of the idiots in the world...
Posted Jul 17, 2007 9:37 am PT
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Guess It's Time I Joined In...Gee, my first blog post. What in the world could I say to interest you guys? While I work my way up to baring my soul here, perhaps a bit of humor will do in the meanwhile: (This happened near...
Posted Jul 16, 2007 10:49 am PT
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