I recently had to answer this question, and I had no idea, so I did what any normal person would do and I did a whole bunch of random online suveys. One proudly proclaimed me to be a "tan giraffe", I may have missed a few days of school in my day, but I was always present on zoo field trips, and I have yet to see a gifaffe of any other colour. I think they just put the tan in to make me feel even more boring. I mean, a giraffe is a cool animal, but does that really say anything? What does being a giraffe mean? that I can eat the leaves off the top branches? Go me.

The next one said I was a duck. What is it about my personality that has announced to all online surveys that I should be the lamest animals ever?

I would even settle for a wharthog, at least they have that Pumba guy promoting them. Even when I lied and answered all of the questions with the "cool" and "popular" answers I still only got a deer. Great, I am the starring character in the only Disney film to seriously scar generations of kids.

I don't know what about this question serioulsy perturbed me, but hours later I am still thinking about it, so to help myself feel better I am putting it out there to find out if any of you can come up with better animals than me, and really unless you get a "beige sloth" I highly doubt it.

On a completely random note, I am going to LA in a few weeks, and while I am so completely overjoyed that the strike seems to be over, I was kind of hoping to get to see some cool picket lines. Oh well.