"The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which make you unique."

Walt Disney

YES!!!! It has finally arrived. BIONIC GOODNESS!!!!

In a few minutes I will throw this in my PS3 and then..... I will destroy the world!!! Bwwwwahhhh, bwwwahhhh!!!! Oh...um..wait a minute. I am suppose to be the good guy. I just can't help it. The thought of having a bionic arm makes me feel full of power!!! Bwwwaahhh, Bwwwahhh!!! Uh...sorry about that.

I am also training my commando cats to attack small children!!!

Bwwahhh, Bwwahhhh!!!!! Um..sorry again!!!

Then I will use my awesome mind powers to do this!!! Bwwwahhh, Bwwahhh!!!

I may have had to much espresso today which sometimes makes me feel drunk with power!!!!

Oh. I also bought this on the way home from work today.

I think I have enough new games for awhile to keep me busy!! Bwwwahhh, bbbwwwwahhhh!!!!

I must away. Time for some Bionic Plumber goodness!!!!

Make it a great day!!!

"Conflict cannot survive without your participation."

Wayne Dyer

What is awesome?! I just found out that you can buy PSN game codes at Amazon.com. Just go to Amazon and type in Playstation Network in the search space and.... Voila!!! You can start searching for the PSN game or add-on that you want. Then they send the game code to your email and you enter it on your PS3. Awesome!! Also dangerous for me. With the ease of this I might start buying more DLC!!!

Okay. This has finally arrived and I played with it for awhile earlier this morning. And I love it!!!!

The controls are kinda wacky and ...... WhA?! The!?

Um.... I didn't play with that!!!

This is what I was playing with!!!

Eat Lead is filled with so many video game references. You have so many weapons, environments, enemies and stupidity that you can't help but love it. Weapons include: Water sub machine gun, .45 handgun, 9mm handgun, energy pistol, sniper rifle, water pistol, AK-47, Hazard pistol, plasma rifle, grenade launcher, magnum, six shooters(really cool) shotgun( don't think I left out anything). You can blow up all sorts of crap. Your enemies spawn all over the place( Doom anyone?). This game reminds me of Doom, Duke Nukem, Wolfenstein, heck there are so many nods to other video games I lost track. The music is awesome. When you are fighting enemies the music is loud and obnoxious. Once said enemies are defeated, the music becomes soothing and calm!!! HA, HA!!!!! The duck and cover system is great!!! The graphics are not the best, the characters say cheesy things, and it is just stupid, stupid, stupid!!!! But also a lot of fun and I love it. Also, the trophies(so far) are pretty easy to get which is good for me cause I suck at video games!!! I mean, come on, you get a trophy just for starting the game!! You get a trophy for pausing the game!!! How easy is that?! I got this game on eBay for a low bid of $13.10 plus free shipping. I think you can get it at Amazon for $20. This is a bargain!!! If you like mindless games, if you like to run around shooting everything in sight, if you like blowing crap up, if you like getting easy trophies,if you like shooting Nazis, Space Marines, Zombies, Commandos, Russians, Cowboy Bandits, and enemies like security guards, etc., if you like reliving the glory days of Doom, Wolfenstein, Duke Nukem and too many other video games to mention here, well then, Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazzard is for you!!

Disclaimer: If you actually buy Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazzard and don't like it, the author of this blog, Katamari, is in no way responsible for your disappointment. It is not his fault you don't enjoy fun, awesome, stupid, fun, cheesy, fun, games!!!

In other news. My trip to Chik-Fil-A on opening day was yummy!!! The place was so packed!!! They actually had someone in the parking lot directing traffic!!!

They were handing out coupons for free sandwiches!!! The Chik-Fil-A cow walked by me and I hugged him/her!!!

( I knew I should have taken my camera!!! )

I love eating there!!! The chicken sandwich is the best!!!! Have I said how much I luv Chik-Fil-A?! Well.... I DO!!!!!

And that is all for today. Got to run cause it is Hazzard Time!!!!

Make it a great day!!!

"Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony."

Mohandas Gandhi

I am off from work today!!!! Yippee!!! Going to the gym and going to play some video games. And speaking of video games I would like to send a sincere congrats to my Netherlandish friend, Sir_Demii . He has beaten Tekken 6!!! He has a Platinum trophy!!! He stands on the platform at the King of Iron Fist Tournament 6!!!!

Okay. Time for a news update. Monday night I went to a last minute concert with my daughter. When I returned home from work my daughter told me our "favorite DJ is playing at a club in Denver tonight. Interested?" Well of course!!!

So around 9PM when left for Denver to see the most awesome DJ on the planet, Tiesto!!!

He gets better every time we see him. Awesome sets!!! Awesome transitions!!! Just freakin AWESOME!!!!!

Just won this on eBay for the price of $26.13 with free shipping!!!

I have so many new games to play right now - and not enough time to play them all. I must concentrate on Tekken 6. I want that platinum trophy!!!!

And now to the title of this blog. The Chicken does indeed arrive tomorrow. I can't wait!!! I use to have to drive about 20 to 30 minutes to get "the Chicken" but now, it will be just 5 minutes away!!! It is so awesome with extra pickles and mayo!!! So without further hesitation I am happy to announce that tomorrow a new is opening close to where I live!!!

They use these cows for their advertising!!!

And here is the coveted sandwich!!!

And I cannot begin to describe to you the awesomeness of waffle fries!!!!

And the Nuggets are the best on the planet, nay, the universe!!!

And guess what? The first 100 people on opening day get Chik-Fil-A free for one year!!! But there is one catch. You have to be in line the day before at 6AM and stay overnight until the next day(opening day) 6AM. If there is less then or exactly 100 people, those people are guaranteed free Chik-Fil-A for a year!!! But if there are more than 100 people they do a raffle. You have to stay in your spot for 24 hours but they do allow you bathroom breaks.

I actually had thought about doing it, but, they always have huge turnouts at these events and I am not a big fan of the raffle system. Anyway, I will drive by there later today to see what kind of a crowd they have. Funny. Their openings are somewhat on the scale of when game systems are released!!! Huge lines!! But people don't get shot over their chicken sandwiches!!!

And that is all for today. Tomorrow I will be eating Chik-Fil-A!!!!

Make it a great day!!!!

Question. Do you find this picture disturbing?!