Or should I say funniest night ever? Hmm. You can decide.

Ok, so yesterday after cheer practice me and four other girls from my team (Katelyn, Alicia, Trae, and Anna) went to Qdoba for dinner and we were planning on going to Wal*Mart to look at prices of T-shirts since we're planning on making some cool shirts for our team. Sounds like a nice, innocent time, right? Wrong. So wrong.

So we went to dinner first and that was really good (seriously, if you ever get the chance to go to Qdoba, go ). We talked about who should be on competition team and stuff (since our coach is inviting us on to the team and so far Katelyn and I are the only ones guaranteed to be on. (Our coach told us, don't worry I'm not actually that conceited). And we were all stressed because our first pep assembly is next Friday and we're not really ready yet and stuff.

So then we leave Qudoba and we're driving right next to this guy who looks about high school age, and since we - being teenage girls - have to holler at people when we drive by . So then Katelyn steps on the gas and we fly past him, all five of us screaming. It was great. But then we come to a stoplight and guess who pulls up right next to us? That guy. So then Trae rolls down her window and starts talking to him. It was so funny because she was just talking to this random stranger! So we turn and Katelyn pulls in behind him, and starts tailgating him. We're all cracking up and then he pulls into the lane beside us, so Katelyn speeds up and pulls in in front of him. We're driving on a 50 mph road, but she slows down to 20 and puts both blinkers on. It was the funniest thing ever, and we're all laughing so hard (including Katelyn, the driver, who can barely see because tears are running down her cheeks from laughing). Then the guys gets in front of us and does a U-Turn. So do we. Try doing a U-Turn at about 40 mph. Seriously, I thought we were going to die. But it was hilarious. But then, he pulls over to the side of the road and we have to keep going, so we lost him.

At Wal*Mart, we see these robes that are obviously old-granny robes (think obnoxious colors and patterns) and decide to put them on. Then we walk around the store like that. It was so funny. By this time, we've completely forgotten about the T-shirts. Katelyn then tells us about this game were you take condoms and put them in people's carts when they're not looking (sounds mean, but it's SO funny ) So then we all put our robes back and grab some condoms. We had gotten a few people done and then we see this dad with his sons and daughter (they were probably like middle school age). So we all walk past them and while they're looking at a shelf Trae throws a box of condoms in, and I look up to see the daughter staring at Trae. We all sprint off and turn down an aisle, but when we get to the end of it we run right into the dad and his kids. I swear my heart stopped, because the dad goes "I think you need these more than I do", and hands the condoms back to Trae!! Omg, we all ran off and were like dying of laughter, but we knew we had to leave just in case the guy told anyone. Seriously, though. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

So that was probably the longest blog ever, and I'm sorry if you read the whole thing and wish you hadn't. I don't know, I thought it was funny. But thanks if you did!