The other day I was sitting at lunch and some guys were arguing about which console is better, the PS3 or the Xbox 360. Then I got an idea. I am gonna have a console roast. For this post, I am gonna make jokes about the PS3, for the next post it is gonna be Xbox 360, then the Wii.
[Please keep in mind THIS IS JUST FOR FUN. I am not doing this as an angry fanboy attacking a rival system. I am doing this as a gamer who can have a laugh at the systems that make gaming so great. Please don't have a fit. This is all in good fun.]
Top 10 reasons the PS3 Is Lame:
10.The motion sensing in the sixaxis controler feels like a cheap rip-off of the Wiimote.
9.Can you say Timebomb?
8.One Word: Haze.
7.System Update causes console to die.
6.They still make PS2 games.
5.The Sixaxis controler does not even have rumble
4.Backwards compatibility is a mess.
3.Nintendo has Mario and Zelda. Xbox has Halo. What does Sony have? Nothing.
2.There is no pride in earning a trophy because you know that it is just a rip-off of the Xbox's achivements system.
1.Most of its sales are attributed to it being a cheap Blu-Ray Player.
Top 10 Reasons the Xbox360 Is Lame:
10. Gamertags can cause so much confusion
9. Bulky controller.
8. Annoying Immature Halo Fanboys that ruin your system's reputation.
7. The new "Avatar" system is a knockoff of Miis.
6. Gold account is just another way of taking your money.
5. You could fry an egg on the power brick
4. Red Ring of Death
3. When the console weighs more than the owner of the system, something is wrong.
2. HD-DVD add-on
1. By purchasing an Xbox 360, you are making Bill Gates just a little richer.
Top 10 Reasons the Wii Is Lame:
10. Nintendo abandoned the name "Revolution" and instead chose "Wii"
9. Defective Wriststraps
8. There is no good FPS
7. What is the purpose of making the controller look like a remote if you can't play blu-rays on it?
6. One word: Shovelware
5. It seems to have been designed for little kids and old people.
4. The Online Capabilities of the Wii feel like a slap in the face.
3. The Wii Version of any game gets the worst reviews.
2. It has more pointless accessories than a barbie.
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