"Straightenin' The Curves, Flattenin' The Hills..."
Some of you may be planning on going to see the new Dukes of Hazzard movie. There a lot of fans for the show. But everyone agrees who the real star of the series was. It wasn't Tom Wopat, or... "...Before The Motor Law."
My brother used to be in the United States Marine Corps, but I was the one that owned a tank. That's right. I owned a tank. I drove it to work, over to friends' houses, and all over town. But,... "...If We Can Hold On Through The Night."
posted a comment in one of the forums, and decided that it was too good to let go. (Plus, this way no one can point out any flaws in my logic) I've adapted it in style, content and length to... "Wicca Good And Love The Earth And Women Power And I'll Be Over Here."
I was PM'ed the other day with a question in it that I had expected LONG before now. The person basically asked why my blog posts were so long. I could have given several reasons. I don't like to... "You Know We'll Have A Good Time Then Son."
In Jewish culture, the age of accountability is an important passage. It's when he is no longer a child, but at last considered a man. A time when he can now become a valuable part of the tribe,... "At Least I Know I'm Free."
I've made arrangements to post this from another computer, so hopefully there will still be a new post every day (excluding weekends), but I can't make any promises. Since my laptop is still... "Do Not Forget My Name. Do Not Forget Me, 24601." Part Two
Yesterday I told two stories about my brother that dealt with his "success" with women. Part of how he does it is simply the fact that he's incredibly kind to women. He's driven halfway across... My father will be back shortly...
Sorry for the lack of new post for a while. My father's laptop has decided it no longer has a will to live and needs to be sent away. Please keep checking back, since there is no way of knowing... "Do Not Forget My Name. Do Not Forget Me, 24601." Part One
Some of you may have gotten the wrong impression about my brother. He's one of the best people I've ever had the honor to meet. He served his country in the United States Marine Corps and went on... "...And A New Day Will Begin."
This post isn't for you, my dear readers. I'm writing this one for my cat. Since she likes to sleep on the keyboard while I'm trying to type, I thought I might post this up on the screen where... "...Painted Faces On Parade..." Part Two
My children have informed me that one or two more stories may be enough to get me off the hook, so I now continue to tell you what I'm REALLY like. Nope, no more hiding behind a mask of... "...Painted Faces On Parade..." Part One
The jig is up. I've been caught red-handed. I need a lawyer. My son and daughter have finally read my blog and they've warned me that if I don't tell the truth, they WILL. So here's my... "I Hope Neil Young Will Remember..."
The sentence about my yard in my previous post got to thinking. I've got a HUGE backyard that I'd like to tell you about. I have a beautiful home that a lot of people will recognize by its name,... "And Another One Bites The Dust"
Another day, another blog post. Talked about me... Talked about my family... Did the standard rant and rave... Did the funny "did you ever notice" post... What do I want to talk about?... You say "tomayto" and I say "tomahto"
I saw a post Monday that made me wonder about something. I'll give you the complete post from start to finish in the hope that you can help me figure something out. The entire post read as... "...but could you tell me that I done wrong?"
This is my blog so I get to write what I want, right? I mean, if I wanna ruin someone's good name I can. And if I wanna try to explain what happened, and leave out the other guy's side of the... "I got a depth perception problem"
Not much happened yesterday that I want to share with the world so... I know! I've talked about myself, the site, and my family, so I guess it's time to combine all of that. If you're the... A boring day at last.
Hmmm. What to talk about? Let's see. Do I tell them about how I did the laundry this morning? What about the pattern I used to mow the yard. Or maybe I could tell them about what I cooked for... What a vacation!
Continuing the analogy from the previous post,here I am, playing ball. Except it's two AM and I had to get the keys from the groundskeeper so I could turn off the lights when we're thru. But... But, Mommy, I wanna go out and plaaaaayyyyy...
If you've caught one of my post in the help forums in the last few days, you might want to go somewhere else for a second; you've heard this one from me before. Still here? But if you hang...