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jokipper has written 62 reviews.
Bullitt
Steve McQueen's skills as an actor and a driver saves this film with a thin story and so-so script from cult oblivion. The car chase segment (filmed with real cars going really fast with McQueen really driving in real locations...and brilliantly,...
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Posted may 22, 2008 7:15 pm pt

Inland Empire
Viewers who have seen Mulholland Dr. will know what to expect from INLAND EMPIRE; the styles are very similar and David Lynch seems to be comfortable in telling us his stories in this unusual manner. Overall, INLAND EMPIRE feels much darker than...
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Posted aug 15, 2007 8:20 am pt

The Desert Fox
This movie is not bad for what it is, but a lot more should be expected from a movie that is titled 'The Desert Fox'. The film covers the last few months of Rommel's life, and we see almost nothing of why Rommel was referred to as The Desert Fox...
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Posted aug 9, 2007 5:56 pm pt

Hairspray
This is one of director John Waters' tamest movies (in comparision to what came before it), but it seems a natural progression. Waters is obviously more interested in telling a story here than being outrageous just to be outrageous. It's the first...
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Posted jul 13, 2007 4:14 pm pt

Cry-Baby
I imagine Johnny Depp's recent success has led tons of people to this film, and it's probably more popular now than it was when it was first released. I suspect that director John Waters was hoping to build upon the success of...
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Posted jul 13, 2007 3:57 pm pt

Polyester
Little by little, John Waters' were getting slicker and moving more towards what could be considered mainstream. A lot of this has to do with Waters' effect on our perception of the film industry itself...after "Pink Flamingos", even an...
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Posted jul 13, 2007 3:29 pm pt

Desperate Living
Director John Waters returns true to form with this film, a much better movie than the preceding "Female Trouble". I think this is one of Waters' funniest films, packed full of scenes with hilarious lines, and interesting to the very...
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Posted jul 13, 2007 3:12 pm pt

Female Trouble
Director John Waters has nowhere to go but down in trying to follow up the cult classic, "Pink Flamingos". There's still plenty of scenes in the trademark disgusting-but-hilarious tradition established by his previous film, but here the...
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Posted jul 13, 2007 2:51 pm pt

Pink Flamingos
There's no doubt that this is one of the trashiest, most disgusting films ever made. The acting is bad, the script is silly, and any sign of competent technical craftmanship is nonexistent. Many of the scenes can't be described without having this...
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Posted jul 13, 2007 2:32 pm pt

The New World
An outstanding film, both brilliant and beautiful. This story's been told many times before, but here, the characters and the landscapes seem so very real, as if the cameras went back in time. Malick's slow pacing will lose the impatient viewers...
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Posted jul 3, 2007 7:50 pm pt

A History Of Violence
I'll be in the minority here, but there were so many things that I didn't like about this movie. First off, the story was totally predictable and without suspense....everything happened just as I expected, even the ending. All things considered,...
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Posted jul 3, 2007 7:08 pm pt

Sleepaway Camp
I'm not a fan of slasher movies, not even the "classic" ones. But, I found this one to be quite amusing! Although there are relatively few technical issues throughout the film, it is somewhat Ed Wood-ish, especially the amaturish acting...
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Posted jul 3, 2007 5:52 pm pt

Iron Monkey
At first, I appreciated Miramax's re-releases of films unavailable except by import. But as I saw more of them, I became disappointed to the point of avoiding them. So many ("Heroic Trio", "Drunken Master II", etc.) are...
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Posted feb 21, 2007 7:49 am pt

Das Boot
One of the greatest war movies ever made, and unusual in that it is coming from the German's point of view. An epic film, as it follows the crew from wolfpack happy times to their inevitable destruction, yet it never loses sight of the humanity on...
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Posted feb 21, 2007 7:07 am pt

Kingdom of Heaven
This movie was a tough sell to the moviegoers and critics, who were by then tired of epic movies in ancient times. I think time will tell on this one, and that it will be looked upon as an excellent film (especially the director's cut version)...
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Posted feb 21, 2007 6:41 am pt

Mystery Men
A total disappointment for fans of independent comic books. None of the weird satire carried over, and I found the movie dull and unamusing. I suppose it might appeal to those unfamiliar with their comic book appearances, and maybe that's who the...
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Posted feb 21, 2007 6:24 am pt

A Bridge Too Far
Operation Market-Garden certainly had the makings for a great and epic film. Most of Montgomery's offensive campaigns were disasters that would make good film material, and this military blunder is no exception. But somewhere along the way, this...
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Posted feb 21, 2007 6:10 am pt

Wild at Heart
A most-worthy companion to David Lynch's earlier "Blue Velvet", this one likewise explores a journey into the violent and twisted underbelly of the world around the film's characters. Cage's Sailor is more in control than MacLachlan's...
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Posted feb 8, 2007 10:50 am pt

Fantastic Four
I've never expected much from films based upon mainstream comic books, especially considering the spotty track record of adaptions from the classic Marvel universe. I was pleasantly surprised with how well "Fantastic Four" holds up; not...
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Posted jan 2, 2007 5:02 am pt

Living In Oblivion
An absolutely great movie for anyone interested in filmmaking. This behind-the-scenes look at the making of a fictional independent film is hilarious and engaging. Excellent casting...Steve Buscemi is perfect in the role of the hapless director....
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Posted dec 23, 2006 6:31 pm pt

Caligula
Well, this film more likely reveals the decadence of the 1970's than of ancient Rome. It's basically a very poor script that has hardcore porn clips mixed in here and there. The international, highly-acclaimed cast had no idea the XXX material...
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Posted dec 23, 2006 6:11 pm pt

King Kong
A great technical achievement, but all we have here is the same story that's already been told before. Jackson really adds nothing new, no significant ideas of his own except to spend millions and millions of dollars for special effects.
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Posted dec 23, 2006 5:45 pm pt

Dracula
Definitely a classic, but in some cases, "classic" doesn't always mean "good". Not only does this version of "Dracula" suffer from a rather dull telling of the story, but also low production values. Here we have...
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Posted dec 23, 2006 5:20 pm pt

Windtalkers
A much better movie that it is given credit for, "Windtalkers" gives us a look the fighting in the relatively obscure Pacific theater, with a few unique angles. I think moviegoers and critics were tired of epic war movies by the time...
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Posted dec 22, 2006 7:37 am pt

Gods and Generals
Inevitably compared to "Gettysburg" (for obvious reasons), this sequel falls well-short of the high-water mark set by the earlier film.
While "Gettyburg" had a leisurely pace to examine a three day battle, this one tries...
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Posted dec 22, 2006 7:24 am pt


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