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Wednesday, Oct 14, 2009

Jane is the educator for our hospice program. It is her job to train new staff on the use of our computer system.

A pleasant woman in her late 50s/early 60s, she has an office a few feet from my desk. This makes it easy for me to approach her after I finish one of my phone conversations with staff and explain to her just how little of the training she provided to that staff member actually stuck. Readers of this blog only know a small fraction of the tales of staff idiocy that I have told to Jane over the years.

Not long ago she told me about a road trip she had just been on with her husband. She was fascinated by all the acronyms she saw on the bumper stickers of cars she passed by and provided me with her guesses as to what they stood for. Our conversation ended with this delightful exchange.

"One bumper sticker had WTF on it. Does that stand for 'what the ****'?"

"Yes"

"Really?! It does?"

"Yes"

"I only thought of that because I hear you say it to me all the time"

The moments I experience a genuine feeling of pride in this job are few and far between. This was one of those moments.

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you are the guiding light of our generation, have you told her what MILF means? Or what a cougar is? Is she a cougar herself? Meow, go work for that promotion young man.
Posted Oct 14, 2009 3:41 pm PT
Nice to hear that there are a few non idiots at your job lol.
Posted Oct 14, 2009 4:18 pm PT
she could be a gilf... oh yeah
awesome... this is really good.
Posted Oct 14, 2009 4:35 pm PT
Are you working your way up to DVDA?
Posted Oct 14, 2009 5:51 pm PT
She had to see it on a bumper sticker to figure out what it means?
Anyways, nicely done.
Posted Oct 14, 2009 7:21 pm PT
"I only thought of that because I hear you say it to me all the time"

Ok, most of the time when I say "I lol'd", I didn't actually laugh, but I did actually get a pretty long chuckle out of this .
Posted Oct 14, 2009 10:38 pm PT
WWJDFAKB?
Posted Oct 14, 2009 11:08 pm PT
I can contribute nothing to this topic. Good day, sir.
Posted Oct 15, 2009 12:53 am PT


Someone you work with that you...like?
Posted Oct 15, 2009 4:12 am PT
You are the man, as Scion said... nothing can be added. You are the man.
Posted Oct 15, 2009 5:06 am PT
She learned a valuable lesson on that fateful day
Posted Oct 15, 2009 9:17 am PT
Nice. Truly there is pride in what you do. Good job man, and keep it up, acuse you are a true inspiration to all of us office workers!
Posted Oct 15, 2009 10:15 am PT


Just about all I can say.
Posted Oct 15, 2009 10:23 am PT
I have no response. Glad you have some pride in your work I guess.
Posted Oct 15, 2009 5:26 pm PT
@Foolz3h - no

@bacchus2 - IDKWTM
Posted Oct 16, 2009 8:34 am PT
It is surprising the things we take for granted that many people do not know.


With Dan as an instructor she will soon understand things like:

FAWC 1337 5p34k is FMTYWEWTK

without looking up any parts of the phrases
Posted Oct 16, 2009 9:22 am PT
@johnsteed7
I had to look that up, which given it's meaning I find highly amusing. In any case, What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar?
Posted Oct 16, 2009 4:27 pm PT
I get educated each day by the, wait a minute... oh that's right... I am kinda older now.... so I guess I do get educated everyday by the younger generation!
Posted Oct 16, 2009 7:30 pm PT
at polsci cougars can be a lot of fun y'know
Posted Oct 18, 2009 6:23 am PT
Haha.
Posted Oct 18, 2009 2:32 pm PT
Aha, I certainly chuckled at what she said in the end!
Posted Oct 21, 2009 9:16 pm PT
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