THEME

Damn Right

1- GETTIN TWISTED

Come Sunday it will officially have been 28 days since I have owned my apartment. While Liz and I have definantly "blessed" the apartment , there is just another blessing the apartment is missing. The Lets throw a Party and GET SMASHED blessing. So Tonight starting pretty much at 8 We are throwing a party to celebrate the apartment and its freedom in all its GLORY.

Now I'm not willing to just waste my liquor collection on a party so soon, plus i thought for a first party It needed more than just basic beer and liquor. So I decided to buy a Keg, Make Jungle Juice, and Ice Luge. If I have to explain to any of you what those are....not only should you be hitting up Google.com right now, but you are a GOD DAMN FAILURE

anyway give you an idea

Ice LUGE



Jungle Juice



Beer Keg(wen't with Bud to keep it simple)



That said I do plan on keeping out a few other liquors for mixed drinks for ladies who aren't in to all the other stuff(for instance my Woman )

So Malibu Rum will be there for me to make a Malibu Bay Breeze

and I'll keep a thing of Jose Cuervo out for people who want a Tequila Sunrise.

Any guy who comes to this party and asks for one of those gets kicked out .

Now as much as I would love to tout me saying I'm getting OBLITERATED..I'm not. I'm making sure everyone who gets drunk, doesn't break anything or do something completely stupid. So I'll only be moderately drinking and staying in check. Besides I'll be getting a kick out of being a host.

SO in Short Music, Wings, Heros(sandwiches), Booze, with a crapload of people out to have some fun. I call that a win for Humanity.

2- GAMES

I've PLAYED SOMETHING IN THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS!!!!. I know, I'm stunned as well.

First

-Shadow Complex



All in all a fun pick up for a XBLA game. It definantly lives off the Metroid Formula of side scrolling action/adventure and for the most part it delivers an excellent experience. While I find the boss fights, exploration, and just the general surroundings far more intriguing, better designed, and thrilling in Metroid Shadow Complex is a must buy for fans of the Metroid sty-le games. So go pick it up if you ever once in your life enjoyed the original 2-D Metroids.

8.0


Second

-Batman Arkham Asylum



Wow did this game turn out good. Outside of the combat what I have played of the first 3 hours of Batman has so far been extremely entertaining. The Riddlers challenges are alot of fun to do, going further into Arkham Asylum is so intriguing. The game is incredibaly atmospheric, and the boss type sequences are alot of fun. Especially the Scarecrow sequence early in the game.

The dialogue in this game is also all well done, thanks to voice actors from the Batman: The Animated Series. The Joker is downright disturbing yet hilarious all at the same time.

Best line of the game so far

"What is your biggest fear Batman. Not being able to save this cesspool of a city, failing to save Commissioner Gordon, ME IN A THONG"

I had to pause the game just because I lost my focus because of laughing too much. Definantly one of the most interesting games early on, can't wait to see what other glorious moments the game will throw at me next.

No score yet, I'll wait till the game is done to score it officially. GO BUY BATMAN.

I bought it on 360 though, I like the controller more

Yeah Blog is Short and sweet to the point. No questions, no random fact. ......I'll leave everything in your hands from here...oh and thank Kage if you like the chick, he picked the girl. No Seriousaly...bombard his Blog with "Thank you"'s as much as possible...he needs it. His Sox got royally owned by the YANKEES ...ALL HAIL THE EVIL EMPIRE


*America F YEAH*


*DOWN, SET, HIKE*


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Rundown(ok I lied, who cares )

1- Are you interested in Batman
2- When was the last time you got "twisted"?...that means Drunk -_-
3- Favorite XBLA/PSN/WiiWare/Downloadable game?
4- Favorite feature on a woman?(um....Guy if you know you're...well you know)
5- Any story involving a MILF post it, share some fun with Champ

Random Fact- The deadliest drunk-driving accident in the U.S. occurred in 1988 on Interstate 71 in Kentucky when a drunk driver with a BAC level of .24 g/dL caused a head-on collision with a school bus. The crash and ensuing fire killed 27 people (most of them children) and injured 34 others

This is my way of saying that I do not approve of drunk driving. You should know better than that. Yes I have driven drunk a few times, yes it was completely stupid...and yes I probably do deserve an ass whipping for that.

ANyway I don't want to end on a negative note. ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND folks

2009 Year of T1ts