Lately I have seen threads in the OT forum where people have been calling Jessica Alba unattractive and gross. My response to this is: TWAHAHAHA!

Just look at that picture! Good christ! Every time I look at her I go crazy! As far as looks, she is incredibly close to perfect. I respect the fact that some people may not care for her by personal taste, but honestly.... they can't deny that they are attracted to her voluptuous figure..... mmmm... so what she's a bad actress, I don't care! If she made a picture album full of pictures like that one (above) she could make millions! Some day when I am rich, I will marry her..... she will be mine, oh yes, she will be mine.....