Lately I have seen threads in the OT forum where people have been calling Jessica Alba unattractive and gross. My response to this is: TWAHAHAHA!

Just look at that picture! Good christ! Every time I look at her I go crazy! As far as looks, she is incredibly close to perfect. I respect the fact that some people may not care for her by personal taste, but honestly.... they can't deny that they are attracted to her voluptuous figure..... mmmm... so what she's a bad actress, I don't care! If she made a picture album full of pictures like that one (above) she could make millions! Some day when I am rich, I will marry her..... she will be mine, oh yes, she will be mine.....

So today, being that I was bored, I tought myself how to make .gifs. This could be dangerous, as I will most likely never stop making them as well as make them more and more racy... For instance:

   Once I learn how to resize this one, it's totally going as my avatar! So if anyone has brilliant ideas that they would like to come to life, send me a pm or something and I'll see what I can do. Sorry for the boring posts lately, I'll get my brain working again soon!

Toodles~

Dancing.

This curious act is defined as : to move or seem to move up and down or about in a quick or lively manner transitive verb How fascinating... But truly, it is just the mindless flailing of body parts sometimes in synchronization with music....how odd..... When people dance (even if they're good at it) if you look close enough you can see what is honestly happening....they look dumb. The odd maneuver performed along with soulful passion just turn out to produce a shield, blocking anyone from seeing what is really happening...odd... look close next time you see someone dancing (and are sober)...and you will see what I mean.... it's odd....

However, Spiderman has it down!