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schwmae mae cymheiriaid tv.commers (hello my fellow ..........)

ok so i can't be arsed to make this a big blog about margam park so i'll do that monday so i'll tell you about me, my mothers and sams drunken enjoyment up at the wedding do tomorrow aswell i'm working at 12-5 tomoz and sams working at 1-5 so we don't have to work in the night i told lisa and she said "as it should be, as it should be" so we are guna be going up at about 7-7.30, sams guna curl my hair for me and i'm wearing that dress and my heels i have to wear my heels know cause sams got these HUGGGGGEEE heels and she's already way taller than me right so i'm guna leave you with an idiot survey i nicked off ivy thanks by the way

Tallythe results up, and the total at the end will tell you what percent of an idiot there

1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it ( gd times gd times the chair leg was already broken )
4. [ ] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. [ ] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull (always do this up in the shop i work in know that's what you call an idiot need i finish )
10.[x] Tried to pull open a door that said push

Running total: 6

11. [x] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion (i was like 10)
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (in work last week i bent down to put some beer on the shelf and stupidly enough blew a bubble the same time
16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [ ] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bitinto it
18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [ ] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Running total: 13

21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on (forgot my niece put a dora the explorer one on my head and walked up to work with it on )
22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [x] Have ran into a closed door (and apologised )
24. [x] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
25. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
26. [x] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
28. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
29. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Running total: 19

30. [x] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
31. [ ] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
32. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
33. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
34. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
35. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on
36. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
37. [ ] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
38. [x] Walked into a pole or a wall
39. [ ] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident

Running total: 25

40. [x] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
41. [x] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
42. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
43. [] Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
44. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do
45. [ ] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
46. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
47. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye
48. [] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on.
49. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Running total: 31

50. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
51. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
52. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
53. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
54. [x] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
55. [] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
56. [x] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
57. [x] Forgot your own phone number
58. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
59. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny

Running total: 40

60. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
61. [x] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it

62. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
63. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
64. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
65. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
66. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
67. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
68. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
69. [x] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

Running total: 49

70. [] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
71. [] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
72. [] Ran into a door jam
73. [x] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
74. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
75. [] Have purposely licked playground sand
76. [ ] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
77. [x] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
78. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared people (do this everyday in work, louise is really worried about me )
79. [x] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt

Running total: 54

80. [x] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
81. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
82. [ ] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back.
83. [] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

84. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair. (everyday)
85. [ ] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone .
86. [] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
87. [] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
88. [] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
89. [] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.

Running total: 57

90. [x] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
91. [] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
92. [x] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
93. [x] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
94. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story (everyday)
95. [x] Read a page in a book but during that you weren't even paying attention and had to start over
96. [x] You have spelled your own first name wrong before (when i was doing the papers before we closed up i wrote on the sheet jennah instead of just jenna)
97. [ ] You have spelled your own last name wrong before (nope but everybody else does )
98. [x] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling (and when i'm on the toilet )
99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a c!lass.

[x] Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Running total: 66

I shall just nod and agree although i think i'm more of an idiot

hwyl fawr fy ffrinds mae bwyd yw galwedigaeth (goodbye friends my food is calling ) xx