I joined Gcmest24's Celeb Stalker Club. Anyone interested can sign up here on their blog.
I am stalking the manliness know as Milo Ventimiglia.
It all started a few short days ago as I was walking down a secluded shale path through the park. The leaves were changing colour and rattling over the still green grass. A flicker of movement caught my eye and I glanced over to a bluff of trees. It was a little black bunny hopping along towards a large oak.Sitting there, casually leaning against the trunk, was Jess -- the most handsome boy from Stars Hollow. He was flipping the pages of a well worn book, which Iimmediately recognized as Kurt Vonnegut's Breakfast of Champions.
"Wow, Jess is so smart." I thought to myself. And then I realized, "Wait, Jess isn't real." This reality thing is hard sometimes. My agile brain quickly realized. "OMG, that's Milo V....." (Because really, who ever remembers his last name?)
I hunkered down in the bushes and watched the shadows of falling leaves dance across his face, as his brow furrowed in concentration. I even managed to snap a quick camera phone pic of him as he was leaving the park.
I could not resist following him home. Now I can follow him any time I need to.
Yes, this is how I became a celeb stalker.
Stay tuned for further updates. 
Dislaimer: This is obviously fiction. If you thought it was real, you should have a health care professional evaluate your mental well being.