Hey everyone! Sorry I was gone I might be back for a while... ya I might be going from times to times so don't worry people!
For my welcome back, here is Welcome back- Mase song lyrics:
Welcome back, welcome back
Welcome back..
Weclome back (Oh! Oh!)
Yeah man, how you doin' (Come on, come on, come on)
You good? I know you like that (Yeah you good, you doin' good)
I know you like that (Oh!)
How long you been back man?
Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome back
I see the girls in the club, they gettin' wild for me
And all the pretty chicks all wanna smile at me
These rap cats man they all got they ****from me
And if I ever seen them then they probably bow to me
And when this beat - drop I know they gon' lean
World debut, I know they gon' fiend
Everything, Mississippi to the Palm Springs
Girls from brunettes down to blonde queens
These young boys don't know what a don mean
I'm just a bad boy gone clean
I'm the diamond chain choker, always remain sober
Don't drink liquor and all the games over
Need a plane, I explain it to my broker
Three bots in the hood top down, it ain't nova (My homie)
You know there's more man where that come from
Me and Kunta Love rollin' back to back in one
[Chorus]
See the names have all changed since I been around
But the game ain't the same since I left out
Ooh you know we need ya, ooh you know we need ya
Right here is where we need ya, right here is where we need ya
Welcome back..
Welcome back, welcome back, (You know you like that)Bethas back
Welcome back, welcome back, (You know you like that)Harlem's back
You know you like that
Welcome back, welcome back, (You know you like that)Betha's back
You know you like that
Welcome back, welcome back, (You know you like that)Harlem's back
See I rep the most high, still I'm the most fly
I win so much, they wanna know who I'm coached by
Everyday approached by chicks when I was on top
Wanna give me sosa, but I'm like don't try
I see the hisses and the disses when I go by
But see the misses on my wristses when I float by
Self control, and I can't tell you no lie
Tryin' to find a soulmate, you end up being SOUL TIED
I make my money man without the coca
Livin' vida without the loca
I'm down south so they show me country love
And I ain't even country thug
The people give me daps and hugs, so it must be love
And I love the country grub
It feel good to hear people singing welcome back
And I ain't even sellin' the track, cause I'm that Harlem cat
[Chorus x2]
See the names have all changed since I been around
But the game ain't the same since I left out
Ooh you know we need ya, ooh you know we need ya
Right here is where we need ya, right here is where we need ya
Welcome back..
Welcome back, welcome back, (You know you like that)Betha's back
Welcome back, welcome back, (You know you like that)Harlem's back
You know you like that
Welcome back, welcome back, (You know you like that)Betha's back
You know you like that
Welcome back, welcome back, (You know you like that)Harlem's back
Starting from level 10, each level I gain will be celebrated by a picture.
So this year in Our French class, ( I remind you that I go to a French school) we are studying Fairy Tales, and our teacher has given us homework to do. She will also give us more during the year. So, I will probably be posting them here for your pleasure! I am even translating it from French to English for you. So, count yourself lucky!
The task was to read the Famous fairy tale ''The little Red Riding hood'' And change the ending. So, I have changed it, and it was an epic win for my story when I read it to the class. Everyone where laughing their butts off and some almost died. So, Hopefully the same will happen to you.
Here is Charles Perrault's Version of the story (I will first post the ending so You can get to my version faster, and for those who have never heard of the story, I will post the full version after.):
Charles Perrault Ending of the Red Riding hood:
The wolf, seeing her come in, said to her, hiding himself under the bedclothes, "Put the cake and the little pot of butter upon the stool, and come get into bed with me."
Little Red Riding Hood took off her clothes and got into bed. She was greatly amazed to see how her grandmother looked in her nightclothes, and said to her, "Grandmother, what big arms you have!"
"All the better to hug you with, my dear."
"Grandmother, what big legs you have!"
"All the better to run with, my child."
"Grandmother, what big ears you have!"
"All the better to hear with, my child."
"Grandmother, what big eyes you have!"
"All the better to see with, my child."
"Grandmother, what big teeth you have got!"
"All the better to eat you up with."
And, saying these words, this wicked wolf fell upon Little Red Riding Hood, and ate her all up.
My version Of the Ending of the Red Riding hood (again translated by me):
The wolf seeing her come in said to her: -Come and sleep with me deary!
The Little Red Riding Hood thought for a while. She asked herself Why she would go in bed with an old women. She was already 16 years old! Why couldn't she just sleep in her own bed? She would rather sleep on the floor then with a 125 year old dusty women who has never even shaved in her life.
The Little Red Riding hood looked closely at her grand-mothers nose.
-Grand-mma, iv'e never seen you with such big arms!
-It's to hug and kiss you better my little child!
-Yew! Kiss Me? Grand-mma! I'm sixteen years old!
-Yeeess... Like I always do!
-Why couldn't you do that when I was 5 years old! I was always asking for a kiss!
-Grand-mma! You have huge legs!
-Yes, I get to run faster with these! At least I wouldn't drop the Baton every second like they did this year at The Beijing Olypmpics!
-Grand-mma, since when can you walk? Remember the accident? You fell of a building! You were trying to prove to some kids that you were cool enough to join their gang! Your always in your bed since you don't have the money to buy a wheel chair! Why do you think you can't answer the door for anyone?
-Your wrong! Your Grand-mama is in very good shape! I took steroids and they gave me back my legs!
-And from where have you gotten your steroids?
-Well, darling, I know people!
-Grand-mma! You have huge ears!
-Their my new hearing aids! They made them so they could be shaped as ears. That way no one can laugh at me.
-Grand-mma, you don't even have any money, you don't have a car, and you live in the middle of the Boreal Forest! How could you ever have found a way to get these stuff?
-Ok, I can fly. I'm Batman!
-Grand-mma, for your information, Batman DOES NOT fly. He glides with his cape ok!??! Have you ever even seen the movie? Yes, Superman can fly, But NOT batman. Your getting on my nerves now!
-Grand-mma, You have huge eyes!
-It's to see Dr. Phil better on tv!
-What tv grand-mma?
-The new plasma tv I bought dear.
-Grand-mma, are you sure you can see? There is No tv!
-Sugercakes, It's a new kind of brand they invented, The '' Invisibilty Technology 3000'' plasma tv's!
-Grand-mma, You have huge teeth's! Hey, You lost your teeth's 50 years ago!
-They're my new dentures.
-Grandmma, WAKE UP! May I remind you that you live In THE middle of the Boreal Forest, without money, without a car, you can't even walk, you are deaf, and you have Mental problems! Your as retarted as a monkey trying to find a banana in his own butt hole! So, tell me this, How do you want to find all these things in a position as F***** up as your's?
-Ok, Ok, Let me explain it to you. I am The WereWolf-Man And I am going to eat you!
The Little Red Riding hood as resourceful as she is, took out her Black Berry from her purse, and dialed the 9-1-1.
-Hello, you have just called the 9-1-1, Is their an emergency?
-Yes! There is an Emergency! A huge Emergency! I am about to be eaten by a Fat WereWolf disguised as my grandmother! And I think He has eaten her!
-Is this a joke?
-No it's not a f****** Joke!
The 9-1-1 immediately hung up on her thinking she was a prankster and left her to be eating by The evil WereWolf. She had to think fast. Finally, she had an idea. She's so autonomous that she decided to call upon the Legendary ''WEBD'', Werewolf Eating Barbie Dolls, that she had reserved in her super-human powered body for one limited use.
The Little Red Riding hood started reciting the formula to the ritual of the summoning of the ''WEBD''.
-Unumatacoo fatacoo latacoo, Ratatatoo, Plapapatoo, Rikikitoo, Foulama de madalada, fwanfwan pwanpwan, ouchkititi!
Which said: In The name Of The Red Riding Hood, I call upon The ''WEBD'' to help me in my quest to defeat the evil Flesh eating Werewolf!
A flash of purple light appeared, followed by a wet fart. And the Werewolf Eating Barbie Dolls suddenly appeared from no where.
-Is there anything we can do for you Red Riding hood?
-Yes, Eat Him alive and do not leave a trace!
The Werewolf eating Barbie Dolls after hearing the demand of the Red Riding hood, attacked the evil Ware-wolf and ate him alive leaving no trace. And they disappeared forever. The Little Red Riding hood, knowing that the ''CSI'', the FBI and all of the secret agents in the world would come to investigate the crime scene, decided to destroy the evidence. She poured gas everywhere, lit a match and the house was set on fire.
One week later the Red Riding hood found a beautiful man and fell in love. She decided to marry him in Las-Vegas. She got pregnant and went for abortion sensing she wasn't ready. She got pregnant a second time and she had beautiful kids and lived happily ever after.
The end
And for all of you who have never heard of this story or need to be recapped on the story, here is the full version of Charles Perrault's Little Red Riding hood Fairy tale:
Charles Perrault Little Red riding hood:
Once upon a time there lived in a certain village a little country girl, the prettiest creature who was ever seen. Her mother was excessively fond of her; and her grandmother doted on her still more. This good woman had a little red riding hood made for her. It suited the girl so extremely well that everybody called her Little Red Riding Hood.
One day her mother, having made some cakes, said to her, "Go, my dear, and see how your grandmother is doing, for I hear she has been very ill. Take her a cake, and this little pot of butter."
Little Red Riding Hood set out immediately to go to her grandmother, who lived in another village.
As she was going through the wood, she met with a wolf, who had a very great mind to eat her up, but he dared not, because of some woodcutters working nearby in the forest. He asked her where she was going. The poor child, who did not know that it was dangerous to stay and talk to a wolf, said to him, "I am going to see my grandmother and carry her a cake and a little pot of butter from my mother."
"Does she live far off?" said the wolf
"Oh I say," answered Little Red Riding Hood; "it is beyond that mill you see there, at the first house in the village."
"Well," said the wolf, "and I'll go and see her too. I'll go this way and go you that, and we shall see who will be there first."
The wolf ran as fast as he could, taking the shortest path, and the little girl took a roundabout way, entertaining herself by gathering nuts, running after butterflies, and gathering bouquets of little flowers. It was not long before the wolf arrived at the old woman's house. He knocked at the door: tap, tap.
"Who's there?"
"Your grandchild, Little Red Riding Hood," replied the wolf, counterfeiting her voice; "who has brought you a cake and a little pot of butter sent you by mother."
The good grandmother, who was in bed, because she was somewhat ill, cried out, "Pull the bobbin, and the latch will go up."
The wolf pulled the bobbin, and the door opened, and then he immediately fell upon the good woman and ate her up in a moment, for it been more than three days since he had eaten. He then shut the door and got into the grandmother's bed, expecting Little Red Riding Hood, who came some time afterwards and knocked at the door: tap, tap.
"Who's there?"
Little Red Riding Hood, hearing the big voice of the wolf, was at first afraid; but believing her grandmother had a cold and was hoarse, answered, "It is your grandchild Little Red Riding Hood, who has brought you a cake and a little pot of butter mother sends you."
The wolf cried out to her, softening his voice as much as he could, "Pull the bobbin, and the latch will go up."
Little Red Riding Hood pulled the bobbin, and the door opened.
The wolf, seeing her come in, said to her, hiding himself under the bedclothes, "Put the cake and the little pot of butter upon the stool, and come get into bed with me."
Little Red Riding Hood took off her clothes and got into bed. She was greatly amazed to see how her grandmother looked in her nightclothes, and said to her, "Grandmother, what big arms you have!"
"All the better to hug you with, my dear."
"Grandmother, what big legs you have!"
"All the better to run with, my child."
"Grandmother, what big ears you have!"
"All the better to hear with, my child."
"Grandmother, what big eyes you have!"
"All the better to see with, my child."
"Grandmother, what big teeth you have got!"
"All the better to eat you up with."
And, saying these words, this wicked wolf fell upon Little Red Riding Hood, and ate her all up.
The end.
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So, Which has a better ending?
