So E3 is coming. Yay! I've decided to present to you my predictions for the event. Real and Goofy.
Let's see: Splinter Cell Conviction should finally appear and then piss in my face as it will remain a XBOX 360 and PC exclusive which means I will never be able to finish off Sam Fisher's story,
Microsoft will continue down the **** and pathetic family games market on the cold and sterile XBOX 360 before announcing that another PS3 exclusive has jumped ship,
Nintendo will brag about how awesome they all aren't, how much money they hopefully haven't got and continue to release **** games like Poney PETZ Active Sports MIDI Synthesizer Ringtone Minigame Collection No. 8,945,216,327 whilst continually *****ing in the faces of hardcore gamers with fake "you held out long enough so here's another **** Animal Crossing game, hardcore gamers!" announcement,
Sony, meanwhile, will kick ass! Had you fooled there, right? No. Sony will actually announce some "meh" looking titles and brag about how successful it's selling figures aren't,
There'll be bugger all important game announcements made inside the ACTUAL E3,
And the show will remain boring and business like for **** boring business men no matter how much they said they'd amp it up (they said that it would be fun last year. But it wasn't).
And on the crazy side of things: Duke Nukem will appear!
As Yahtzee would say: "All ye abandon hope for the shiny things being presented towards you."
Yep. I'm back. I'll have blogs up for all of the press conferences just about as soon as they're done live. Should be riveting.
I may disappear back into Exile after that. So saviour the posts.
Until then, "Guess whose back? Back again." Oh, and Eminem's new album sucks.
CP out.