Oh dear, this weekend looks dreary

Hmmm, slight problem. This coming weekend, my dear father (i.e the cheating lying **** who broke my mother's heart) is coming to pay a visit to my student-based establishment for a few days.

The problem with this is that I am still not comfortable with talking to him, and I'm going to have to entertain him for 3 days. What fun. I guess I could lock him in a cupboard with a mouldy potato for nourishment.

What to do, what to do....