I'd just like to say thanx to everyone who helped me with my little boyfriend ordeal.

Here are some of my favourite quotes:

Moonstruck:
Ronny Cammareri: I love you.
Loretta Castorini: [slaps him twice] Snap out of it

[Loretta announces she's going to marry Johnny Camareri]
Cosmo Castorini: I don't like him.
Rose: You're not going to marry him, Cosmo. Do you love him, Loretta?
Loretta Castorini: No.
Rose: Good.
[She looks at Cosmo]
Rose: When you love them they drive you crazy because they know they can.

Rose: Now he's going to play that damn Vicki Carr record, and when he comes to bed he won't touch me

Loretta Castorinie: [after seeing La Boheme] That was so awful.
Ronny Cammareri: Awful?
Loretta Castorini: Beautiful... sad. She died!
Ronny Cammareri: Yes.
Loretta Castorini: I was surprised... You know, I didn't really think she was gonna die. I knew she was sick.
Ronny Cammareri: She had TB.
Loretta Castorini: I know! I mean, she was coughing her brains out, and still she had to keep singing!

Old Man: [uncomfortable silence at kitchen table] Someone, tell a joke...

Rose: How's the mother?
Loretta Castorini: She's dying. But I could still hear her big mouth.

Ronny Cammareri: You ruined my life.
Loretta Castorini: That's impossible! It was ruined when I got here! *You* ruined *my* life!

Loretta Castorini: Twice I took the name of the Lord in vain, once I slept with the brother of my fiancee, and once I bounced a check at the liquor store, but that was really an accident.
Priest: Then it's not a sin. But... what was that second thing you said, Loretta?

Rose: Do you love him, Loretta?
Loretta Castorini: Aw, ma, I love him awful.
Rose: Oh, God, that's too bad.

The Wedding Planner:
Steve: Why did Steve go to the movies with you? Well, first of all, Steve likes the movies. Steve had the night off. Steve said, 'Hey, a movie sounds good,' plus he got an invitation.
Mary: Why is Steve referring to himself in the third person?
Steve: What are you talking about?

Mary: I can treat that jackass like any other faceless groom! And that's just what I'm gonna do! Why? Because he's nothing... because I love a challenge! And because I am a goddamn professional! 

Steve: [while taking dance lessons] If you're thinking what I'm thinking...
Mary: What I'm thinking involves a machete and a pair of pliers! 

Geri: Uh uh, Pierre, I love you but if you use another carnation in my bouquet I will deport you Muah thank you so much.

Massimo: Love cant always be perfect. Love is just love

Salvatore: But Massimo said you announced your engagement.
Mary: I never said that.  My god this is like the blind date that wouldn't end. 
Burt: See, I told you Miss Mo was full of crap.
Salvatore: Not Miss Mo. Massimo. Massimo. Now go toast the bagel mind ya business.
Burt: Yeah, Yeah I'll toast when I see fit.  [To himself] Miss Mo Massimo any other kinda Mo.

West side story:
Maria: My brother is a silly watchdog!
Bernardo: Ah, my sister is a precious jewel!
Anita: What am I, cut glass?

Riff: [singing] When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way! from you first cigarette your last dyin' days.

Anita: You have your big important council. The council,
[kiss]
Anita: or me.
[kiss]
Bernardo: First one,
[kiss]
Bernardo: then the other.
[Tries to kiss her, she pulls away]
Anita: Ah, I'm an American girl now, I don't wait.
Bernardo: Ah, back home women know their place.
Anita: Back home little boys don't have war councils.
Bernardo: Ah, but they do here. You want me to be an American, don't you?

[singing]
Bernardo: I'd like to go back to San Juan.
Anita: I know a boat you can get on!

Action: What are we doin', poopin' around with dumb broads for?
Graziella, Riff's Girl: I and Velma ain't dumb! Are we, Velma?
Velma, Ice's Girl: No thank you.
[snap]
Velma, Ice's Girl: oo
[snap]
Velma, Ice's Girl: Ooo-belee-oo.
Graziella, Riff's Girl: And you can punctuate it...
Velma, Ice's Girl: Ooo.

Aren't they super!

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Ciao Bellas/Bellos!