My father has befriended a homeless man downtown and today the man gave my father a message that I have been told to send to BILL GATES. Offering to sell him 30 lines of code for half a million dollars. Thoughts on the subject:

1. Where do either of these people expect me to get BILL GATES'S e-mail?

2. What if these arn't the ramblings of a crazed vagrant and actually something REALLY IMPORTANT?

3. Why on earth did my father say he would do this?

4. No, why on earth did my father say I would do this?

5. What in the hell am I suposed to do?